A Yard Full of Treasures And Wonders: Black-eyed Susan Discovery

The yard is full of treasures and wonders. Today a great discovery was made. Last year, in the summer with my first gardening experiments, I really didnโ€™t know what I was doing. I scattered all kinds of seeds, and some of them came up, and many of them didnโ€™t. I planted some too. I had successes, many successes, and failures, and it was all an experiment. Well, one thing I realized later, as I actually started to learn about gardening, is that some seeds need a period of cold stratification. This is pretty fundamental knowledge, that is written on every packet more or less, and it means that the seeds will need to undergo a period of cold, and generally, moist, conditions (winter), before they will germinate. If they donโ€™t have that, you wonโ€™t get the little sproutlings you so desire.

Last year, I realized much later, when learning about cold stratification, that that was probably why many of my seeds didnโ€™t germinate. And I Googled them, some of the seeds I had planted, and some of them did need this. One of these plants was Black-eyed Susan. I canโ€™t even remember everything else I scattered, but I remember that another one that I didnโ€™t see any sprouts of was Smooth Blue Aster. (Another was Purple Coneflower. These two apparently donโ€™t need cold stratification but the germination is greatly improved by it.) Well, I figured that I should keep an eye out for these this spring, as they might come up now. And I better try not to pull them.

Now, I had this in my mind, but Iโ€™ll tell you that my front yard, receiving full sun and by the street, it has been totally subsumed by all manner of things. Wild carrot in particular has performed exceptionally well, and interestingly, has boomed after the mass of Persian speedwell, Purple Deadnettle, and other early spring bloomers. I have plenty of Broadleaf plantain, and then by the house, where there has been more shade, common blue violet, and then, very interestingly, a mystery plant has popped up in great numbers. If I have IDed it correctly, this mystery plant is Goldenrod, and that would be an incredibly great thing, because Goldenrod is considered a top native plant, major pollinator powerhouse. I have some Goldenrod seeds actually sitting in the fridge right now, undergoing their cold stratification that I had been putting off for way too long. One of the great things about letting the weeds grow, you will get some winners. You get mostly invasive things that you donโ€™t want, of all kinds, so many different kinds of invasive, literally weeds from around the world, popping up, but you can get some winners. I am trying to think of the winners that Iโ€™ve had, actuallyโ€ฆ Not many. Common blue violet, Broadleaf plantain, at least that is edible. In the front yard with the sun, not so many winners, mostly fast-growing invasive plants that tolerate disturbed soils, difficult growing conditions. Hopefully the patch really is Goldenrod. It will break my heart if it isnโ€™t Goldenrod.

Hoping very much that this is goldenrod
If this isnโ€™t goldenrodโ€ฆโ€ฆ..

Now, today, I was continuing my work of plucking up all the wild carrot in the yard, which at first was intimidating, but actually isnโ€™t that bad. All you need to do, you need to go right to the base of the plant, where the taproot is, the carrot part, grip firmly, give it a twist, and it comes right out. It comes up with minimal damage to the soil too, which is nice. That just makes it easier. In this patch of wild carrot, it is also generally the only thing you have to pull out, so itโ€™s been easy to clear it out. Much easier than grass or something with nebulous roots. In that way it is a decent cover crop.

I understand the power of a cover crop now, as well. At the TN Ag Center Heirloom garden, theyโ€™ve got some Crimson Clover as a cover crop, and that is a big winner with the people, because it has very attractive red flowers, that the bees love, and it keeps your soil covered through the winter. Itโ€™s a legume, which are used for fixing nitrogen, meaning that it will add usable nitrogen to the soil (it will convert nitrogen from an organic to inorganic form that plants can use), and you can plant it in the fall and have it grown through the dormant season and in the early spring. Having something over the ground during this period will protect the soil from eroding, keep weeds away, and then, if itโ€™s a nitrogen-fixer, add some nitrogen to the soil. This would all be great for my front lawn, and I basically have had a cover crop on the ground this whole time. Thatโ€™s what all these weeds have been doing. Crimson clover would be better though, and would give me a very beautiful wave of red in the spring.

Crimson Clover cover crop
Clearly a fan favorite
Ellington Ag Center Heirloom Garden

Now, the main point here in this writing was todayโ€™s discovery. As I continued to pull up my wild carrot cover crop (not a nitrogen fixer), and investigate the many treasures in the wild growing front lawn, which is continually full of many amazing discoveries, changing daily, I noticed something. A few of these somethings, small, furry, soft, blue-green, down beneath these carrots.

In my yard, that has traditionally described common mullein, which we donโ€™t want. I just ripped out some massive specimens that had been growing since last fall. That has been the only blue-greenish fuzzy thing in this lawn, but something about these fuzzy guys made me think they might be different. I knew that Black-eyed Susans looked somewhat similar when they were sprouts, because last year I thought that the common mullein might have been Black-eyed Susan, and I was disappointed. Well, cutting right to it, Iโ€™ve got some little Black-eyed Susan sprouts in the yard now. About five, and one of them, if it is a Black-eyed Susan too, is significantly more mature. Although that makes me suspicious, because, why would that one be so far ahead of the others? Thatโ€™s suspicious.

It can be hard to tell what something is just from photos, and I thoroughly investigated, but just before writing this, I found a great video showing the BES sprouts, and I recognized it immediately. There was no mistaking them. Thatโ€™s what I found in my yard this morning.

Black-eyed Susan babies?????
Vigorously grown Black-eyed Susan?? (Second year of growth??)

What is amazing to me is that they were able to grow underneath and amidst all that competition. But they must have their tricks, because in the field, you pretty much always are trying to get established within competition. There was enough sunlight getting down to them to get them going. And, they have really just started to make their growth, as the cosmos have as well. My cosmos reseeded themselves, and I have had about five or so sprouts pop up in the last few days. After I had cleared that region of non-desirables, they are easy to spot. And I had a hunch that thatโ€™s what they were, which was confirmed when I went to the Heirloom garden today, and saw hundreds of cosmos sprouts popping up there. Kay told me that they had cosmos around, not in the garden but nearby, and they had prolifically reseeded. She said they would let some grow and then transplant them.

This is an interesting thing, that you have perennials and annuals, and the perennials are the same plant coming back year after year, but the annuals are often functioning as perennials in a way because they are prolific re-seeders. Meaning once they get going and go to seed, you probably wonโ€™t have to plant seed again to have more. And sometimes maybe they are re-seeding even too much. Iโ€™ve heard some plants, such as boxelder (which is a maple) being described as โ€œaggressive seedersโ€. Our man Paul, one of the guys running the Ellington Arboretum, he said he didnโ€™t want to have a boxelder in the arboretum. I donโ€™t know if weโ€™ll call cosmos that but it did succeed in reseeding in my yard. Probably not aggressively.

I am very happy to have some Black-eyed Susans, as this is a highly desirable native pollinator plant, and beautiful. The joys of gardening, and nature in general, are all the surprises. The Susans are growing, the seeds worked after all, almost a year after I scattered them. And, I was just looking up images of the Smooth Blue Aster sprouts, and I might have some of those in the yard too, fairly well-advanced now. There are still many mystery plants.

Iโ€™ve noticed in my examinations of the yard, some small red berries. Today, I also spied an interesting little yellow flower. Itโ€™s false strawberry/mock/Indian strawberry,ย Potentilla indica. Yet another common invasive here, that has found a good home in my disturbed yard, from Asia. All internet searches say that the fruit is โ€œblandโ€. Iโ€™ll try one.

Tiny mock strawberry berry (โ€œbland and disappointingโ€ says internet)
Mock strawberry flower. The triplet leaves, light green, are the plantโ€™s leaves

There was also an interesting plant that I havenโ€™t seen before, Iโ€™ve let it grow, waiting to see what will happen. Itโ€™s now protruding far above the surrounding grass, and has an interesting flowering, structure on the stalk. Iโ€™m not even sure whatโ€™s happening with this thing. I IDed it today, and it is another invasive, of course (itโ€™s all I expect). Slightly poisonous, from Africa/Eurasia, Curly Dock.ย Rumex crispus.

A singular funky Curly Dock that has sprouted

There actually was a new native in the yard, Iโ€™ve discovered, and Iโ€™ve left them in the yard. I thought it was clover, but when I looked it up, I found what we had was a yellow wood sorrel. Common yellow woodsorrel,ย Oxalis stricta. โ€œCommonly mistaken for cloverโ€ says the internet. I donโ€™t know why it isnโ€™t clover, but it is tall, like the Crimson Clover. And a little mystery has been laid to rest here, that I have been wondering about, because Iโ€™ve been seeing all this clover with yellow flowers, and I thought, clover has yellow flowers, and I didnโ€™t notice that before. Then, another clover has made its debut, those spherical white tufts, which is White Dutch Clover (and is invasive), and I thought, well I guess there are two kinds of clover. Now I know what was putting out these little yellows flowers, although I wonder why it isnโ€™t considered a clover.

Wood sorrel (the clover-looking thing)

I am definitely establishing a niche as a โ€œweedsโ€ guy. When we were doing our tour of the arboretum, the Master Gardeners, and we were in our group, I was able to tell the group about cleavers,ย Galium aparine, a native plant, actually a really cool plant. Funky shape, bendy, velcro stems, extremely tiny flowers, edible. I was proud of my cleavers knowledge. I said that it was edible, and that I had been eating it, and my man William, a retired engineer, manager from Texas, he said, โ€œOkay. And, whyโ€ฆ?โ€ I was really stumped by that. He said, โ€œI mean, is it particularly good for you or something?โ€ And I really didnโ€™t have a good response for him. Honestly, he stumped me. The truth is that I have just been so excited to eat something that is growing wildly in the yard. It was hard to explain that right then. The thrill of eating my wildly-growing cleavers. I did get him to try a leaf. I ate a whole stem, it was a particularly bitter plant, which I knew was going to be bad for his first experience eating them, and also made me a little worried that they had been sprayed with something (although I am 99% sure that the guys running the arboretum wouldnโ€™t be doing that, but you never know). He nibbled on a leaf, and immediately went, โ€œUgh!โ€ and spit it out. โ€œNo thanks,โ€ he said. โ€œIโ€™ll stick to lettuce.โ€

“Who is Spurge?”

We have a mega-pothole in the parking lot at Ugly Mugs and the Climb gym. This pothole has been in existence since Iโ€™ve been coming here, for two years, and it has grown and grown. It was big before, but now, itโ€™s massive. Itโ€™s deep. Itโ€™s scary. Itโ€™s all-consuming. And itโ€™s right in the middle of the road. I keep thinking, I used to think anyway, โ€œWhen will they fill this in?โ€ And I thought, surely, now they have to fill it in. Surely, now itโ€™s too big. Okay, surely NOW itโ€™s too big. And yet, another week passes, and the pothole only grows in power. I stopped thinking that they ever would fill it in. It is simply a part of the environment now. But today, I drove here, and I went over that pothole, and I decided to go through it, with a big bump and lurch, and I thought, I canโ€™t believe that this pothole is still here.

I got my bagel, and it was a tough decision. I had the plan to get orange juice, and they didnโ€™t have any. That threw me for a loop. I wanted a drink, but no caffeine, and calories. I have had enough caffeine for the day, and I know it, and even though I want more because Iโ€™m a fiend, I know what will happen. Nothing good will get done, and I have to use my brain, right after I type this up. I settled on the bagel, which is not outstanding, itโ€™s just a bagel, and rather dry, but I got the peanut butter, and thatโ€™s some calories, and that will extend my stay here. Anyway, I made the order, my man Jake asked me how I was doing, as I walked to my seat, said I was doing good, and then after I sat down, I knew he wanted to chat possibly but I didnโ€™t have any real topic ready, on hand. But when I sat down, I knew that I wanted to ask someone about that pothole. I had been meaning to ask someone about that pothole for years now. And I knew that Jake would know. Heโ€™s been working at the Ugly Mugs this whole time, and I know he knows things. So I went over to him, I said, Jake, whatโ€™s the deal with this pothole. He told me, he watches the people drive over it, the way their cars lurch, he said theyโ€™ve tried to fill it in twice, fill it with sand, dirt, gravel, and paved over it, theyโ€™ve done that twice, and still, look at what we have. We have the biggest pothole, honestly, that you will ever see. I thought that maybe thereโ€™s a sinkhole under there, now.

Iโ€™ll tell you, he told me that, and now I have some respect for this pothole. This is a pothole that refuses to quit. This is a large hole in the road that wonโ€™t stop, wonโ€™t be put down, wonโ€™t be filled in, and will just keep going, and growing, and forcing you to either drive around it or test your suspension driving through it. This pothole refuses to die, and it has had a long life. How many people have had to adjust their parking lot plans, to accomodate this beast, this monster of a hole? How many decisions have had to be made? How many conversations? And at least two work orders! So, you know whatโ€”Iโ€™m on team pothole now. This is a legendary hole. I hope they try to fill it in again, just so it can defy them again. Itโ€™s probably hungry for more dirt and asphalt. Fill me in! Fill me in! Hahahahaha!!!!!!


Leanne got herself an American Smoketree. Thatโ€™s a specimen tree right there. She went to a native plant sale and found herself one, and she had an eye for it, she hunted it down. Good job, Leanne.

Today in the Master Gardener class, it was our last class before our wrap-up, already 13 weeks gone by. We started off today with a quiz, done via the smartphones, a pop quiz about pollinators and wildlife, and Iโ€™m not gonna lie, I was feeling a little unrecognized, I havenโ€™t been feeling like I really am a big part of the group, and I donโ€™t know why, and perhaps that was part of the deal, as to why when she said we were taking this quiz, I thought, Iโ€™m going to win. At least, Iโ€™m going to try to win, but I really thought, Iโ€™ll win this. And I picked as my name, Spurge, I love that word, and I like spurges, and while I was taking the quiz, and trying hard, I had the vision of Amy Dunlap saying, โ€œWho is Spurge?โ€ And do you know what? This vision did become a reality, in exactly that way. 9 questions about pollinators, wildlife, a question about native plants, etc., I sniped them all, and came out on top in the end. We almost didnโ€™t have a winner because Amy wasnโ€™t sure how to find the scores, but the competitive members of the class werenโ€™t going to give it up, and they helped her figure it out, and they said, Spurge has a lot of points, and then she ranked them by scores, and guess what? Spurge, right on top. I beat someone else by 100 points, which was extremely close, and we were ahead of the pack by a long shot. There was one other tryhard out there. And Amy said, โ€œWho is Spurge?โ€ And I raised my hand, it was me, I said, โ€œMe.โ€ And would you believe it, but I got a large ovation, the people in the front row turning around to see just who this Spurge guy was, applauding me. It was legitimately a great victory.

Amy said I won a prize, and she would give it to me later. She came over while Tobias and I were crafting our extraordinary poster about Maypops and the caterpillars and butterflies that rely on them as a host plant, and she said, โ€œYou get to make a choice. Iโ€™ve got a thermos or a mug.โ€ The thermos was suspect, they always are, and she said, โ€œI have the thermos and the lid doesnโ€™t stay on so well.โ€ Okay, perfect. Gimme that mug. Although, I already have enough mugs, and I didnโ€™t need another one, and this mug wasnโ€™t striking enough to earn a spot in my small roster of top mugs. My man Tobias though, he was really interested in the mug, and asking Amy if they were for sale, how he could get one, she said he had to win a quiz, you had to earn it. Not for sale. Well, I didnโ€™t want it that badly, and after we had finished our poster, the class was over, I gave him the mug. A perfect redistribution of goods. You know, for every person, there is a mug, and for every mug there is a person, at least one, who really would love to have that mug. It was better off with Tobias, at least in that moment, because he could also have way too many mugs, and heโ€™ll immediately get home and be like, oh man, I really didnโ€™t need this, as he sets it with his 100 other mugs, and then he just feels regret for being overwhelmed by the splendor and glory of such a mug, in the moment. Which, this does happen.

You wonderโ€”why did I want to win that quiz so badly? What did I need, that sparked in me a strong urge to fight for the top spot? For some reason, it really did matter to me.

The Joy of Comp Tickets: Enjoying Opera and Culture

I went to the opera last night. I got comp tickets from Cheekwood. A benefit of working for cultural organizations, nonprofits. Comp tickets. I took full advantage of comp tickets in my brief tenure at Japan Foundation, and was exposed to much culture that I never would have been exposed to otherwise. And I havenโ€™t done a cultured thing in a minute, so, when I checked our company messaging to see if there were any updates I needed to know about, and I saw that tickets for the opera were up for grabs, I took โ€˜em. At the Andrew Jackson Hall, downtown Nashville, by the capitol building, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, Rosa L Parks Boulevard, Deaderick Street, and Union Street. In there, with the courthouse, and other legal, administrative buildings, and the Polk Center, I guess that would be James K. Polk? A president? (Yes.)

The show was โ€œThe Barber of Sevilleโ€. That sounded good enough to me. Sounds like some Don Quijote-type nonsense, which I am all about. And that turned out to be exactly correct. It was just like Don Quijote, except that it was totally about romance, which is okay. They did a great job. And it was special, after I had to get my special comp ticket reprinted, waiting at the will call (why is it called that, anyways? Who is Will?), the girls at the will call booth were quite flustered with various issues, and a long line of people trying to get into the show. I could hear them talking, and I knew everything that were talking about. Trying different codes, looking up different names, and the girl said, with mild frustration, โ€œSomeday Iโ€™ll be able to log into this computer.โ€ I know exactly what youโ€™re talking about darlinโ€™. And, that bad, huh? But you know, even a simple computer log-in can be difficult, because the passwords change, or they might be different between computers. It can be a lot to keep track of and keep on top of. They apologized multiple times, I said, โ€œItโ€™s alright.โ€

I got in, sat down, I was the first one. We were all held up by the ticket problems, all of our Cheekwood group. Kate came in about five minutes later, and told me that she read that the whole thing would be in Italian. That would have surprised me quite a lot, if the show started and they started singing in Italian, and they kept singing in Italian, and they never stopped singing in Italian. That was pretty great, and actually, I never got tired of hearing the Italian. There was an annoyanceโ€”the subtitling was on a screen that was literally up on the roof of the auditorium, and you couldnโ€™t see the stage and the subtitling, all in one scene. You had to flicker your eyes between the stage action and the words. At first it was annoying, I thought it was going to give me crazy, but my brain figured it out. If you were in the front row you would have had a bad time. I donโ€™t think it would even have been possible. Hopefully you spoke Italian.

Don Basilio was a winning character. We was so good that earned a loud โ€œBravo”!โ€ from someone in the audience, when he received his ovation at the end. He was the only one to get that big โ€œBravoโ€, and it was interesting to hear a bravo used in the real circumstance, where bravo was truly used, and is truly used. The exact context in which โ€œBravo!โ€ was meant to be used. Don Basilio was tall, possibly 6โ€™4โ€ or taller, with incredible, curly, shiny hair, that had a silver streak in it, and an amazing moustache. He wore a red, velvet suit with subtle stripes, and a green shirt underneath, a color of green that you really donโ€™t see, like an off-colored army green. There was some 60s, 70s kind of styling going on. When he first came on the scene, someone behind me said โ€œWaluigiโ€, which was pretty accurate. He also looked just like Borat, and I was mostly imagining Borat being up on stage, Sasha Baron Cohen. He had that exact look, and the same energy, mischevious, funny, strong. His character was interesting, a counterpart to the doctor, but not so obviously invested in the outcome, and not entirely loyal. You knew he was at least slightly unscrupulous from the very beginning, and his overall visage did immediately suggest so, but his first song, which was my favorite song of the whole show, was about slander. He sung a wonderful song about the joys of slander, how it starts off as an innoculous little whisper, and gradually gathers strength, explodes into an all-consuming firestorm, destroying all before it. At the climax of his great metaphorical crescendo regarding the powers of slander, he was lording over the poor doctor, and making powerful, aggresive gestures, and the doctor was terrifying, and literally crumbling before the strength of force of Don Basilioโ€™s words. And when the song is finished, and the doctor is catching his breath, Don Basilio having just made such an incredible case for the use of slander, and the doctor just says, โ€œNo.โ€ We are not doing the slander.

I didnโ€™t know what to expect, regarding the opera. I had no idea what would happen, if they would sing the whole time, if it would be a play or not. It was a play, yes, and they did sing the whole time. Nothing was spoken, the entire thing was sung. Thatโ€™s pretty amazing. And also, we could do that all the time. I said that Kate after the show was over, that we could just be singing all the time, instead of speaking. And wouldnโ€™t that be fun? That could really be a great thing for us to do. Just sing everything, all the time. As an experiment, you just wonder that would do for humanity, if we had, even one day, a national singing day, where everyone just sang instead of spoke for the day. That could really bring some interesting results. It would be like The Purge, but for singing.

One of our Cheekwood crew had opera glasses. $20 off of Amazon. They looked nice. The magnification was not so great, only 2x or 3x. You lost more from being unable to have any peripheral or even, mildly peripheral vision, when looking through them. But Iโ€™ll tell you what – they looked cool as hell. And somehow they added a totally new level of ambiance to the experience. Simply her having them, and holding them, was elevating the experience. You would be better off with a pair of binoculars though, although they wouldnโ€™t look nearly as bougie.

I was enjoying being downtown, in one sense, seeing the fine architecture, the buildings, and even, we had these nice gardens, and I was studying the plants on my walk, lots of oakleaf hydrangeas, lots of nice trees, a bioswale, and permeable surfaces to allow water through the sidewalks. Things were labeled, the bioswale, and an American Elm, labeled as part of the Nashvilleโ€™s downtown arboretum. That was great to see, and looked good, and showed some good initiatives, taste, investment. But then, on my brief walk to the theater, I encountered many homeless, unhoused, people who were down and out, getting drunk on the street. A guy walked right in front of me, a group of four, and he was holding a Bombay Gin shooter. I saw probably fifteen to twenty homeless people on that brief walk, three blocks, in this fine district of town. Some woman was ranting, you see a lot of the ranting. And after my nice experience at the theater, on my way back, laying on the steps by the elevator that took me down to the courthouse parking garage, there was a large, orange, rectangular tarp. I could see it before crossing the street. And when I crossed, and got closer, I saw the hand sticking out. There was a person in there, living here, sleeping there. Right on the steps. At the foot of their tarp bed was a baseball bat. And thatโ€™s a living human, right there.

That just doesnโ€™t make you feel good. That just doesnโ€™t seem right.

I was prepared to pay for my parking, and I had pretty much some of the best parking downtown, at the courthouse parking lot. When I pulled in, they had a sign that said, โ€œEvent Parking, $15.โ€ I donโ€™t know if that applied to me, but I read on their pricing sign, that the max you pay for parking there was $20, which was totally fine with me. $20 for parking downtown and a show, canโ€™t beat that. But when I was leaving the lot, I pulled up to the gatehouse, there was someone in there, and there was a little sign that said, โ€œInsert ticket in yellow boxโ€. I had to examine that for a second, because the little yellow box was suspiciously old-timey, having no fancy bells or whistles, no LED screen or any glowing buttons or switches. I put the ticket in as instructed, and the arm went up. I looked at the gatehouse person, but they werenโ€™t interested in me, they were preoccupied with cleaning or something, and so, I just drove right out. I got to park downtown, for free. Iโ€™ll tell you what, I was feeling good about that. Iโ€™ll take any win I can get.

Native Plants and Ecological Gardening at Cheekwood

The Cheekwood mansion
A Cheekwood scene

Overhearing random snippets of conversation:


At the cafe, two guys catching up

Guy: โ€œWhat have I been doing or how have I been?โ€

Other guy: โ€œI guess both.โ€


At Cheekwood, three unassuming old ladies talking in the garden

Lady: โ€œHe killed his dadโ€ฆ then he decapitated himโ€ฆโ€

(I was walking right by and I said, โ€œOh my God!โ€ Donโ€™t think they heard me.)


I remember I was running at Shelby sometime last year and I overheard a young white guy talking about Islamic radio, heresy, it was the most incredible thing I probably could have ever overheard, in a four second period of running by someone. Similar to these three old ladies talking about the murder and decapitation of a father. And thatโ€™s the only snippet you get. Amazing to hear.

These days my brain is full of about, 80%, plants and Japanese. The amount of either one fluctuates on the day, but in total, 80 if not 90% of my brain is occupied with thinking related to either of these things. I spend my not thinking time doing yoga, climbing, and doing the Brad Pitt Fight Club workout, and now, manning the various positions of customer service at Cheekwood, including the phones, gatehouse, ticketing booth, and managing the line.

Working at a botanical garden is amazing for learning about plants. Between that, and the master gardener program, Iโ€™m accumulating so much knowledge, and getting so many ideas, and it is really more than I can write about. There is so much to know, so much to talk about, and you can just keep going deeper.

Recently, I am really interested in trees. That has been the next frontier. And the trees are amazing. They look similar, but when you start taking a closer look, they have their distinctive characteristics. The bark is a major teller, and then, the leaves. The shape of the tree, the size, and then, fruits, flowers, seeds, berries, nuts. You can start to get an idea of whatโ€™s around. In our small yard we have three hackberries, a young black walnut, a boxelder maple, and a sugar maple, and then many young tree saplings trying to make their way in the world.

I would say right now, my favorites are, Chinese Fringetree, Shagbark Hickory, Eastern Red Cedar, and Willow Oak. Osage Orange has amazing bark, and I want to see the leaves.

Osage Orange at Cheekwood #1
Osage Orange at Cheekwood #2
Big ol Osage Orange
Osage Orange bark

Theyโ€™re not out yet. It feels like we are deep into the season already, the growth has been vigorous, some things growing for a month or more, and yet, some of these mega-trees, the oaks mainly(?), they havenโ€™t even put their leaves out yet, or they are just starting to. Thatโ€™s really interesting. They are on a different timetable. And perhaps they are protecting themselves from frost. They are wary. They look like they might be dead, when everything else around them is proliferating, green, but you know theyโ€™re just not ready yet. They are not in any rush.

I was waiting for the last frost to pass, and as of April 9th or something, there was a 70% chance of the last frost having already happened, and so Iโ€™ve known itโ€™s time for me to get started. Itโ€™s hard work, getting into the ground, clearing the way for and getting these seeds in the ground. And I did about 1/3 of that work this morning, ripping and tearing up the weeds with my gloved hands. Smoshโ€™s dad was here, he pulled up in his truck, and he was watching me work, I was telling him that I was getting my garden started. And he said, โ€œYou know you can save yourself a lot of time and effort if you get yourself a tiller and just till this all up.โ€ He also said I should dig down about a foot and put in a mix of sand and topsoil. He is pretty much right, and thatโ€™s what you should do, or could do, for the fastest, easiest results. But, and I told him, Iโ€™m looking to do it more holistically. And I think that is where the ecologist part of me is taking over. I am really just cultivating this space, I realized. I now know almost everything that is in the yard, and it lives or dies mostly by my hand. But, I am not trying to start from scratch, and Iโ€™m not trying to execute a master vision. Iโ€™m working with what weโ€™ve got, and studying it. And itโ€™s amazing how much development, and how much biodiversity we have on this small, urban plot of land. Itโ€™s probably just a 1/4 of an acre, but it has two major microclimates, even probably three, which are: the front yard, rocky, sandy-clay soil that gets full, intense sun for most of the year, and is right by the road. And then, in the back, shaded, deeper shade in two corner pockets, or dappled light, and the soil is richer, and moister back there. And you can see that very different things grow in the front and the back. And then, along the fence separating our properties, thatโ€™s another section in itself.

I pulled up a lot of the wintercreeper groundcover in the back, last year, I pulled up pounds and pounds and pounds of it and I still havenโ€™t gotten it all. But what has filled that spot now, primarily, is common blue violet, which is proliferating rapidly and expanding its territory every day, and cleavers,ย gallium aparine. The common blue violet has bloomed, full bloom has passed but it is still blooming, and it has covered the ground with purple, little purple stars. The cleavers are really funky plants, and turns out they are edible, as many of these plants actually are, broadleaf plantain, dandelion, purple deadnettle, and the cleavers. Iโ€™ve been eating it, and itโ€™s funny because Iโ€™ve grown some lettuce and spinach in pots, and I have barely been eating them and just letting them go, because Iโ€™ve been eating the cleavers for my veggies instead. Free vegetables, that I didnโ€™t plant, just let my space go, with intentional curation, seeing what happens, and learning about these plants. And then the yard is full of food. For the bugs, the pollinators, but also, for me. Because thereโ€™s moreย Gallium aparineย than I can eat, back there.

Walk into the backyard, harvest your wild plants, pick them and eat them fresh, and pay nothing, donโ€™t have to go to the store, donโ€™t have to put anything in your fridge, donโ€™t have to buy anything wrapped in plastic. That is an amazing feeling. It really is.

If I had known the purple deadnettle was edible, I would have had so much to eat. But I didnโ€™t know that until they had been around for two months (thank you to Melanie for educating me), and had already flowered and were now mostly covered in powdery mildew, so I wasnโ€™t going to try and eat those. Apparently they are a superfood.

So far, with edible wild plants, Iโ€™ve only known about the broadleaf plantain. That one is great, I mean theyโ€™re all basically the same. Theyโ€™re all plants that can you eat. At least cleavers and plantain were both like that. I wonder if I just havenโ€™t even thought about eating these other plants because they donโ€™t look like anything that we do eat. Cleavers does not look like a veggie you would buy at the store. Neither does purple deadnettle. And I suppose we think of weeds as being non-edible, and farmed crops as being edible. But, turns out, at least in my yard, this spring at least half of it has been edible. And not only edible, but the internet is saying, wonderful to eat.

This time around with preparing my garden, I didnโ€™t even want to use a shovel. As an experiment, I am just pulling up what I can, by hand, which is mostly purple deadnettle that has already flowered and passed, and Persian speedwell that has also already flowered, and then some sizeable broadleaf plantains, and some common mullein. And when I pull it up, this morning, I saw so many things down there, the soil is teeming with life. Spiders, roly polys, worms, grubs, something huge, possibly a caterpillar (it looked like one), snails, many, many snails, and slugs, and all kinds of milipedes and centipedes. These guys are living down here, in this space, and doing their work, and thatโ€™s important. Thatโ€™s a good sign to see. You want to have some amount of organic matter in the soil, generally. And you want to have nitrogen fixation. So Iโ€™m trying to leave this soil and these creatures alone as much as possible. I pulled up the huge rootball of the plaintain weed, and I saw grubs, worms, beetles, all down in that ball and around it, and I shook them out and put them back in the soil, leaving as much dirt and as much undisturbed as possible.

The weeds, Persian speedwell, the plaintain, and the deadnettle has been myย cover crop. Maybe not the best cover crop, but it has protected the soil while Iโ€™ve been waiting to plant what I want to plant, which are mostly native wildflowers. Iโ€™ve got lanceleaf coreopsis, wild bergamot, mammoth sunflowers, narrow-leaved sunflower, and goldenrod. But it seems that I already will have some, perhaps a ton of goldenrod, because it has volunteered, meaning that it is growing naturally, wildly, in the yard. It seems to have shown up in great numbers in the yard. Hopefully Iโ€™ve IDed it correctly and it really is goldenrod, because I really wanted to grow that, and it looks like, fingers crossed, Iโ€™ll have it and I didnโ€™t even have to plant the seeds. Youโ€™ll have an advantage with those plants, anything that showed up naturally, because you know that the spot itโ€™s growing in works.

Patch of goldenrod??? In neighborโ€™s yard on other side of fence

Both of my transplants, the mountain mint I was given, and the stinking hellebore have failed. The hellebore is still alive, but drastically crippled, 90% of it died and I had to cut it away, and only one small stem is left. I really probably have to move it. It didnโ€™t like where I put it at all, and the only thing I can think of is that somehow, that soil has been too moist. I wouldnโ€™t have thought that soil is too moist, but it is. It has retained moisture even a week, two weeks without rain, even with getting plenty of sunlight. I think that the hellebore doesnโ€™t like that. And for the mountain mint, I have no idea what went wrong, but it died as fast as it could have possibly died. It was gone in like, a week. These are tragic stories, but itโ€™s how you learn.

Today and in the recent few days, poison ivy has my attention. Poison ivy has made a debut in the yard, we now have a thriving poison ivy vine. The leaves are enormous, or they can be. The leaves of three can be hard to pick out, especially on the ground, because there are some other three-leaves things like the young maples, but on the tree, itโ€™s pretty obvious. The leaves are huge, that makes it easy to spot. But, poison ivy is native, and has berries that the wildlife like, and also, I am so sick and disgusted by English ivy and Wintercreeping engulfing every tree, that when I see a native vine, still, any native vine, I get a thrill. I am so excited and feel a great feeling, to see these native vines. Thatโ€™s really true. And weโ€™ve had Virginia creeper, and now we have more, the Virginia creeper is thriving, and a little bit of Honeyvine milkweed, and then we may have some Crossvine now, in the yard. I really hope so, but if we do have it they are young. But right now, weโ€™ve got a huge poison ivy popping up, and honestly, I am really happy about that. Itโ€™s weird, having a new love for a hated and notorious plant.

When I walked to the cafe today, I passed through the alley that has an enormous tree (not sure what kind, maybe an oak), and is covered up to the very top with massive English ivy cover, but as I approached I noticed, those giant leaves, something else on the tree, and I walked up and saw, poison ivy. This tree also has a huge, thriving poison ivy on it, and it was mingled in and over the top of that English ivy, and that was great to see. Poison ivy actually branches and can have some sizeable branches.

The poison ivy that we have on our property now, it is also taking the place of the wintercreeper that I killed last year. Out with an invasive, in with a native. That is curation of the space.

There is a crossvine (a native) at Cheekwood that is blooming right now, and it is spectacular to see. A large crossvine on a big old tree. It looks like something you would see in South America, it has a tropical vibe to it, which is totally awesome.

Crossvine at Cheekwood #1
Crossvine at Cheekwood #2
Crossvine (Bignonia capreolata) at Cheekwood #3

Talking about invasives, Periwinkle is one that we have around here, and they have huge mats of it at Cheekwood, in the forest perimeters. On the forest trail, I saw it, just forming a thick, dense mass, and blocking out anything else. That is bad business. This is why they say the invasive species are bad for biodiversity, as nothing else is growing on this forest floor. It is totally smothered by this periwinke. The entire forest floor in the below photo is just a mass of periwinkle, monoculture.

Periwinkle mass at Cheekwood
More periwinkle mass at Cheekwood
Periwinkle flower

The Chinese Fringetrees have been blooming at Cheekwood, and are really beautiful.

Chinese Fringetree at Cheekwood
Chinese Fringetree flowers
Chionanthus retusus

Some photos from the yard:

Large patch of common blue violet (native)
Common blue violet flowers
Goldenrod???
Dandelion patch (which actually arenโ€™t native to North America, just Googled)
These green tufts are Star of Bethlehem (invasive), theyโ€™re blooming now
Star of Bethlehem (invasive, I should remove it)
Poison Ivy in the yard (the big leaves, three leaves)
Poison ivy at Cheekwood
Poison ivy (all these three leaf clusters)
Cleavers in the yard (native), free delicious food

The Willow Oak and Shagbark Hickory are both amazing to me. They have a bark-leaf combo that is just really stunning. There is a huge willow oak on the street that leads to Ugly Mugs, I just noticed when walking yesterday. And today, I spotted a Shagbark Hickory in a neighborโ€™s yard. It looks like there is a Shellbark Hickory, and that is a different species that looks pretty similar to Shagbark Hickory, so it might be one of those. Hackberries and sugarberries are also apparently quite similar, and I wonder if in our yard we truly have hackberries or sugarberries. I need to confirm that.

Here are some willow oaks at Cheekwood:

Quercus phellos
Willow oak trunk
Amazing foliage
Willow oak leaves

And the Shagbark Hickory (Juglandaceae, what an incredible word):

Shagbark Hickory, with the shaggy bark
Shagbark hickory at Cheekwood
Shagbark hickory leaves
Big ol Shagbark Hickory at Cheekwood

Iโ€™m learning more about the cool native plants, and we have so, so many. Witch hazel, American Smoketree, Dwarf yaupon holly, and many natives hollies, vines, treesโ€ฆ One native that I’ve seen at Cheekwood that is really attractive and would be great in gardens is this Solomonโ€™s Seal. I love the way this looks. A beautiful shade plant to hang out in the corners and under the trees.

Solomonโ€™s Seal
Patch of variegated Solomonโ€™s Seal
Patch of Solomonโ€™s Seal
Solomonโ€™s Seal flowers (not quite open yet)

They have pitcher plants at Cheekwood. I was very surprised to see that. Did you know that we have native pitcher plants in North America? The genus is Sarracenia. I thought they were only tropical, in South America or Asia, but we have a native genus, here in North America. And then, a crazy fact: Where do you think Venus flytraps are from? Venus flytraps are native to North and South Carolina, exclusively. Such a beloved and amazing plant, and there is only one species, and it is from a small region, here in America. I had no idea. That makes me feel something for it, some pride. Even though they seem tropical (and there are tropical pitcher plants), they are not, and they need to go dormant in the winter. They need cold temperatures. These pitcher plants at Cheekwood seem to still be waking up.

Cheekwood pitcher plant
Pitcher plant
I wonder what will happen with this bulb
Sarraceniaceae, the pitcher family

5 Minutes of Shikujiri Sensei with Itoi Yoshio – ใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฎ๏ผ•ๅˆ†๏ผˆ็ณธไบ•ๅ˜‰็”ท๏ผ‰

Here is a snippet of an episode of Shikujiri Sensei with Itoi Yoshio, a famous Japanese baseball player. Transcribed and translated the first five minutes, to the best of my ability.

This guy is a real character.

The clip of the episode on YT
็ณธไบ•ๅ˜‰็”ทใ€€๏ผˆใ„ใจใ„ใƒปใ‚ˆใ—ใŠ๏ผ‰/ Yoshio Itoi
ๆœฌๆ—ฅใฎใ‚ญใƒฃใ‚นใƒˆ / Todayโ€™s cast

English Translation

Wakabayashi: โ€œHere is todayโ€™s Failure Sensei. Come on out!โ€

Yoshio Itoi enters the room

Everyone: โ€œWoah! Wow!โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œHis aura!โ€

Hikaru Ijyuuin enters the room

Wakabayashi: โ€œYou two are big guys.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œThis lineup is amazing. The size.โ€

Itoi: โ€œHello all. I am the former pro baseball player, Itoi Yoshio. Thank you for having me here today.โ€

Applause

Ijyuuin: โ€œAnd, heโ€™s letting me support him today. I am Ijyuuin. Thank you for having me here today.โ€

Itoi: โ€œToday I think I would like to tell you of my many legendary feats.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œWhat is this dinner show tone!โ€

Itoi: โ€œA great mentor from the world of baseball, a great mentor of failure, is also here with us. I feel reassured.โ€

Motoki Daisuke: โ€œHey, I am not reassuring you.โ€

Everyone laughs

Ijyuuin: โ€œWeโ€™ll start with Itoi Senseiโ€™s self-introduction. Please open your textbooks to page 4.โ€

Itoi: โ€œYes. I was born on July 31st, 1981, and Iโ€™m 44 years old.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œSo young.โ€

Itoi: โ€œMy hometown is the same as Yokoyamaโ€™s, Kyoto.โ€

Itoi makes a cute finger gesture and smiles

Yokoyama: โ€œIโ€™m so happy.โ€

Yokoyama makes the same gesture in response

Yoshimura: โ€œYou do this in Kyoto?โ€

Itoi: โ€œWe donโ€™t.โ€

Yokoyama: โ€œWe donโ€™t do this in Kyoto. This is the first time Iโ€™ve done it.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œFirst time, huh.โ€

Itoi: โ€œYes. I played pro baseball for 19 years. Iโ€™ve been on 3 baseball teams. The Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters, the Orix Buffaloes, and the Osaka Tigers.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œWow.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œWakabayashi, what do you think? Seeing him play.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œWith his speed, size and power, everyone thinks he really looks like a Major League player. Heโ€™s that kind of player.โ€

Motoki: โ€œThatโ€™s why I said to him, why donโ€™t you go to the Majors? I also had that conversation with him.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œHeโ€™s at that level.โ€

Itoi makes a funny face

Yoshimura: โ€œHeโ€™s not really following along.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œYouโ€™re being talked about. Mr. Itoi.โ€

Motoki: โ€œYou donโ€™t remember that?โ€

Itoi: โ€œNo, I remember it.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œItoi sensei, who left such a stupendous track record, was known as this in the baseball world and by all the fans. Next page, please.โ€

Itoi: โ€œThe body of Superman. The mind of an alien.โ€

Everyone laughs

Yokoyama: โ€œWhat?โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œWhy is he called an alien? Well, Mr. Itoi will reply immediately without thinking, and will do exactly what he is told to do. So, as aliens are pure, the people around him see him and think he may be off in another world.โ€

Itoi: โ€œIโ€™m pure.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œHeโ€™s pure.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œHeโ€™s pureโ€ฆโ€

Sawabe: โ€œHe said it himself.โ€

Itoi: โ€œSo, an old coach of mine said to me, before I stepped up to bat, โ€˜Itoi, donโ€™t think about anything and just hit the white ball.โ€™ And I stepped up to bat thinking, โ€˜What is thinking about nothing?โ€™ and thought too much about โ€˜thinking about nothingโ€™, and I struck out.โ€

Everyone laughs

Wakabayashi: โ€œGreat story. How beautiful.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œItโ€™s beautiful.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œHeโ€™s pure. A pure and honest alien.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œThis guy is crazy.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œYes, now I think we would like to present some of the failures that this alien Itoi Sensei has committed. The next page, please.โ€

Itoi: โ€œYes, I entered the pro baseball world as a pitch โ€”, ah, pitcher, and was immediately fired.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œYou canโ€™t say pitcher?โ€

Sawabe guffaws

Itoi: โ€œI couldnโ€™t remember the hand signs and caused great chaos for myself and my team. I celebrated too much after hitting a homerun and almost fainted, and had to be substituted out.โ€

Yokoyama: โ€œDoes that happen?โ€

Itoi: โ€œAnd finally, I worked out too much and retired early.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œOh, sarcasm!โ€

Sawabe: โ€œYou hastened your retirement, right.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œWe wanted to see more, come on! Mr. Itoi.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œWhat is this!โ€

Itoi: โ€œWith that, letโ€™s go. Play ball!!!โ€

Everyone laughs

Wakabayashi: โ€œThatโ€™s great.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œYes, Itoi sensei was born and raised in Kyoto but, in elementary school and middle school, he was this kind of student. Next page, please.โ€

Itoi: โ€œ50 meter dash, long distance running, jump rope, ball-throwing, marathonโ€ฆ in everything, I was #1 by far.โ€

Everyone is impressed

Sawabe: โ€œI thought so.โ€

Itoi: โ€œI was a superman from a young age. Yep.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œYou can see whatโ€™s written on the right page.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œThe ball-throwing is wild!โ€

Itoi: โ€œItโ€™s wild, isnโ€™t it.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œA normal kid can throw the ball 8 meters. Itoi could throw it 22 meters.โ€

Yokoyama: โ€œReally??โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œHoly!โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œHis parents were both athletes.โ€

Itoi: โ€œMy dad competed in triathlons, and my mom was a volleyball player.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œAmazing.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œSo, what was the reason young Itoi started playing baseball?โ€

Itoi: โ€œAt that time, I played baseball for fun, so it was only natural that I started doing baseball.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œYour position?โ€

Itoi: โ€œMy position was at first, pitcher. I had the image of, baseball is all about pitching.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œYes.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œExactly.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œNow, we have an astonishing story. During middle school, Itoi was not really in the spotlight, and, why wasnโ€™t he in the spotlight? In his first year of high school, an unbelievable thing happened.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œOh, oh.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œWhen he was training, Itoi thought, โ€˜My knee hurts, it feels a little weird.โ€™ Then, at the hospital, this was revealed. Next page, please.โ€

Itoi: โ€œSince the second grade in middle school, for about three years, my capkneeโ€”ah!โ€

Everyone bursts into laughter

Yokoyama: โ€œThatโ€™s crucial!โ€

Sawabe: โ€œCrucial!โ€

Sawabe: โ€œCapknee!โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œItโ€™s backwards!โ€

Itoi: โ€œBut you get what Iโ€™m saying, right?โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œNo, no, we donโ€™t get it.โ€

Itoi: โ€œWell itโ€™s really true, thatโ€”โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œWhy did you say it backwards?โ€

Itoi: โ€œSo, for three years, my kneecap was broken.โ€

Everyone: โ€œWhat??โ€

Ootani: โ€œThree years?โ€

Itoi: โ€œThree years.โ€

(continues)

ๅŽŸๆ–‡

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็ณธไบ•ๅ…ฅใ‚Š

็š†๏ผšใ€ŒใŠใŠใŠ๏ผใ™ใ”ใ„๏ผใ€

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ๆ‹ๆ‰‹

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็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใ‚‚ใ†้‡Ž็ƒ็•Œใฎๅคงๅ…ˆ่ผฉใงใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€ใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šใฎๅคงๅ…ˆ่ผฉใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ใŠใ‚‰ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใ‚“ใ ใญใ€‚ๅฟƒๅผทใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ๅ…ƒๆœจๅคงไป‹๏ผšใ€Œใ„ใ‚„ใ€ๅฟƒๅผทใใชใ„ใ€ไฟบใฏใ€‚ใ€

ใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ„ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใพใšใฏ็ณธไบ•ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฎ่‡ชๅทฑ็ดนไป‹ใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใงๆ•™็ง‘ๆ›ธใฎ๏ผ”ใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใ‚’้–‹ใ„ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€‚๏ผ‘๏ผ™๏ผ˜๏ผ‘ๅนด็”Ÿใพใ‚Œใฎ๏ผ—ๆœˆ๏ผ“๏ผ‘ๆ—ฅ๏ผ”๏ผ”ๆญณใซใชใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œ่‹ฅใ„ใชใƒผใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œๅ‡บ่บซใฏใญใ€ๆจชๅฑฑใ•ใ‚“ใจๅŒใ˜ใ€ไบฌ้ƒฝๅบœใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•ใ•ใ‚“้ข็™ฝใ„ไป•่‰ใ‚’ใ—ใฆใ„ใ‚‹

ๆจชๅฑฑ๏ผšใ€Œๅฌ‰ใ—ใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ๆจชๅฑฑใ•ใ‚“ๅŒใ˜ไป•่‰ใ‚’ใ—ใฆใ„ใ‚‹

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œไบฌ้ƒฝใ“ใ‚Œใ‚„ใ‚‹ใฎ๏ผŸใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใ‚„ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ€‚ใ€

ๆจชๅฑฑ๏ผšใ€Œไบฌ้ƒฝใ“ใ‚Œใ‚„ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ€‚ๅˆใ‚ใฆใ‚„ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œๅˆใ‚ใฆใ ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€‚็พๅฝนใฏ๏ผ‘๏ผ™ๅนดใ€‚๏ผ“็ƒๅ›ฃๆธกใ‚Šๆญฉใใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ๅŒ—ๆตท้“ๆ—ฅๆœฌใƒใƒ ใƒ•ใ‚กใ‚คใ‚ฟใƒผใ‚บใ€‚ใ‚ชใƒชใƒƒใ‚ฏใ‚นใƒใƒ•ใ‚กใƒญใƒผใ‚บใ€‚้˜ช็ฅžใ‚ฟใ‚คใ‚ฌใƒผใ‚บใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ”ใ„ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œ่‹ฅๆž—ๅ›ใ€ใฉใ†ใงใ™ใ‹ใ€‚ใƒ—ใƒฌใ‚คใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ„ใ‚„ใงใ‚‚ใ“ใฎใ‚ตใ‚คใ‚บใง่ถณๆ—ฉใใฆ่‚ฉใ‚‚ๅผทใใฆใƒ‘ใƒฏใƒผใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚‹ใ€ๆœฌๅฝ“ใƒกใ‚ธใƒฃใƒผใง่ฆ‹ใŸใ„ใชใ€ใใฎ็š†ใŒๆ€ใ†ใฃใฆใ„ใ†้ธๆ‰‹ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใญใ€

ๅ…ƒๆœจ๏ผšใ€Œใ ใŒๆœฌๅฝ“ใซๅƒ•ใ€ๅ…ƒๆฐ—ใงๅ–‹ใฃใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใชใ‚“ใงใƒกใ‚ธใƒฃใƒผ่กŒใ‹ใชใ„ใฎใฃใฆใ„ใ†่ฉฑใใ‚‰ใ„ใ‚‚ใ—ใฆใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใใฎใƒฌใƒ™ใƒซใงใ™ใญใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌไบบใƒ”ใƒณใจๆฅใฆใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใฆใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚็ณธไบ•ใ•ใ‚“ใฏใ€‚ใ€

ๅ…ƒๆœจ๏ผšใ€Œ่ฆšใˆใฆใ„ใชใ„ใฎ๏ผŸใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใ„ใ‚„ใ€่ฆšใˆใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใ“ใ†ใ„ใ†่ผใ‹ใ—ใ„ๅฎŸ็ธพใ‚’ๆฎ‹ใ—ใŸ็ณธไบ•ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใŒใ€ใƒ—ใƒญ้‡Ž็ƒ้–ขไฟ‚่€…ใ‚„ใƒ•ใ‚กใƒณใฎ็š†ใ•ใ‚“ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ“ใ‚“ใช้ขจใซ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œไฝ“ใฏใ€Œ่ถ…ไบบใ€ใ€‚้ ญใฏใ€Œๅฎ‡ๅฎ™ไบบใ€ใ€‚ใ€

ใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ„ใ€

ๆจชๅฑฑ๏ผšใ€Œใˆใƒผ๏ผŸใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใชใœๅฎ‡ๅฎ™ไบบใจ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใฆใ‚‹ใฎใ‹๏ผŸใพใ€็ณธไบ•ใ•ใ‚“ใฏใ€ไฝ•ใ‚‚่€ƒใˆใ‚‰ใ‚Œใชใ„ใงๅณ็ญ”ใ€่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใพใพใซ่กŒๅ‹•ใ—ใกใ‚ƒใ†ใ€‚ใงใ€ใพใ€ๅฎ‡ๅฎ™ไบบใจใ‹ใƒ”ใƒฅใ‚ขใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€ใใ‚ŒใŒๅ‘จใ‚Šใ‹ใ‚‰่ฆ‹ใŸใ‚‰ใ€ใชใ‚“ใ‹ใถใฃ้ฃ›ใ‚“ใงใชใฃใฆใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใซใชใฃใฆใ—ใพใ†ใจใ„ใ†ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใƒ”ใƒฅใ‚ขใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใƒ”ใƒฅใ‚ขใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใƒ”ใƒฅใ‚ขใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใพใจใ‚ใŸๆœฌไบบใŒใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใ‚ใฎใ€ๆ˜”ใ‚ณใƒผใƒใฎๆ–นใซๆ‰“ๅธญใซๅ…ฅใ‚‹ๅ‰ใซใ€ใ€Œ็ณธไบ•ใ€ไฝ•ใ‚‚่€ƒใˆใšใซ็™ฝใ„็ƒใ ใ‘ใ‚’ๆ‰“ใฆใ€ใฃใฆ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใฆใ€ใ€Œไฝ•ใ‚‚่€ƒใˆใšใซใ€ใฃใฆไฝ•ใ‚„ใ‚ใจๆ€ใ„ใชใŒใ‚‰ๆ‰“ๅธญๅ…ฅใฃใฆใ€Œไฝ•ใ‚‚่€ƒใˆใšใซใ€ใจ่€ƒใˆใ™ใŽใ€ใใ‚Œใ‚’่€ƒใˆใ™ใŽใฆใ€ไธ‰็ƒไธ‰ๆŒฏใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€

ใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ„ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ„ใ„่ฉฑใ€‚็ถบ้บ—ใ ใชใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œ็ถบ้บ—ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใƒ”ใƒฅใ‚ขใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€‚ใƒ”ใƒฅใ‚ขใง็ด ็›ดใงๅฎ‡ๅฎ™ไบบใ€‚ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ‚„ใฐใ„ใ“ใฎไบบใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใˆใˆใ€ใใ‚“ใชๅฎ‡ๅฎ™ไบบใจๅ‘ผใฐใ‚ŒใŸ็ณธไบ•ๅ…ˆ็”ŸใŒ็Šฏใ—ใฆใ—ใพใฃใŸใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šใ‚’็™บ่กจใ—ใฆใใŸใ„ใจๆ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€ใƒ”ใƒƒใƒใƒฃใƒผใ€ใˆใ€ใƒ”ใƒƒใƒใƒฃใƒผใงใƒ—ใƒญใซๅ…ฅๅ›ฃใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚‚ๅณใ‚ฏใƒ“ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใƒ”ใƒƒใƒใƒฃใƒผใ‚’่จ€ใˆใชใ„ใฎใ‹ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจใ‚ฒใƒฉใ‚ฒใƒฉ็ฌ‘

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใ‚ตใ‚คใƒณใ‚’่ฆšใˆใ‚‰ใ‚Œใšใƒใƒผใƒ ใ‚‚่‡ชๅˆ†ใ‚‚ๅคงๅ›ฐๆƒ‘ใ€‚ใƒ›ใƒผใƒ ใƒฉใƒณๅพŒใซๅซใณ้ŽใŽใฆ้…ธๆฌ ใซใชใ‚Š้€”ไธญไบคไปฃใ€

ๆจชๅฑฑ๏ผšใ€Œใใ‚“ใชใ“ใจใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใงๆœ€ๅพŒใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใŒ็ญ‹ใƒˆใƒฌใ—ใ™ใŽใฆๅผ•้€€ใ‚’ๅคงๅน…ใซๆ—ฉใ‚ใ‚‹ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ†ใ‚ใ€็šฎ่‚‰๏ผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๅคงๅน…ใซๆ—ฉใ‚ใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใญใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ‚‚ใฃใจ่ฆ‹ใˆใŸใ‚“ใ ๆœฌๅฝ“ใฏ็ณธไบ•ใ•ใ‚“ใ‚’ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œไฝ•ใใ‚Œ๏ผใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใใ‚Œใง่กŒใใพใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใƒ—ใƒฌใ‚คใƒœใƒผใƒซ๏ผ๏ผใ€

ใ€Œ็ˆ†็ฌ‘ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ“ใ‚ŒใŒใ„ใ„ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใˆใ€็ณธไบ•ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฏไบฌ้ƒฝใง็”Ÿใพใ‚Œ่‚ฒใคใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉๅฐๅญฆๆ กไธญๅญฆๆ กใจใ“ใ†ใ„ใ†็”Ÿๅพ’ใงใ—ใŸใ€‚ๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œ๏ผ•๏ผใƒกใƒผใƒˆใƒซ่ตฐใ€ๆŒไน…่ตฐใ€ๅน…่ทณใณใ€ใƒœใƒผใƒซๆŠ•ใ’ใ€ใƒžใƒฉใ‚ฝใƒณๅคงไผšใ€ๅ…จ้ƒจใถใฃใกใŽใ‚Šใฎ๏ผ‘ไฝใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็š†๏ผšใ€Œใใ”ใ„๏ผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใ‚„ใฃใฑใใ†ใชใ‚“ใ‹ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใกใฃใกใ‚ƒใ„้ ƒใ‹ใ‚‰่ถ…ไบบใงใ—ใŸใญใ€‚ใฏใ„ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๅณใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใซใ‚‚่‰ฒใ€…ๆ›ธใ„ใฆใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€ŒใƒœใƒผใƒซๆŠ•ใ’ใ‚‚ใ‚„ใฐใ„ใ˜ใ‚ƒใ‚“๏ผใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€ŒใƒœใƒผใƒซๆŠ•ใ’ใ‚„ใฐใ„ใงใ™ใญใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๆ™ฎ้€šใฎๅญ๏ผ˜ใƒกใƒผใƒˆใƒซใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚๏ผ’๏ผ’ใƒกใƒผใƒˆใƒซใ ใฃใฆใ€‚ใ€

ๆจชๅฑฑ๏ผšใ€Œใˆใˆ๏ผŸใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใ‚„ใฐใฃ๏ผใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œ่ฆชใ•ใ‚“ใ‚‚ใ‚ขใ‚ทใƒชใƒผใƒˆใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใญใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œ่ฆช็ˆถใŒใƒˆใƒฉใ‚คใ‚ขใ‚นใƒญใƒณใฃใฆใ„ใ†็ซถๆŠ€ใ‚’ใ‚„ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ—ใฆใ€ๆฏ่ฆชใฏใ“ใ†ใƒใƒฌใƒผใƒœใƒผใƒซ้ธๆ‰‹ใ ใฃใŸใ€‚ใ€

็š†๏ผšใ€Œใˆใˆใ€ใ™ใ’ใƒผใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ‚„ใฃใฑใ™ใ’ใƒผใ‚“ใ ใชใƒผใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใ•ใ‚ใ€ใ“ใ‚“ใช็ณธไบ•ๅฐ‘ๅนดใงใ™ใ‘ใฉ้‡Ž็ƒใ‚’ๅง‹ใ‚ใ‚‹ใใฃใ‹ใ‘ใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‹ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œๅฝ“ๆ™‚ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ€้ŠใณใŒ้‡Ž็ƒใงใ—ใŸใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€่‡ช็„ถใจใ“ใ†้‡Ž็ƒใซใชใฃใฆใ„ใŸใฃใฆใ„ใ†ๆตใ‚Œใงใ—ใŸใญใ€ๆ˜”ใฏใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใƒใ‚ธใ‚ทใƒงใƒณใฏ๏ผŸใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใƒใ‚ธใ‚ทใƒงใƒณใฏใ€ๆœ€ๅˆใ‚„ใฃใฑใƒ”ใƒƒใƒใƒฃใƒผใงใ—ใŸใ€‚ๅƒ•ใฏใ‚„ใฃใฑใ“ใ†ใ€้‡Ž็ƒใ‚จใ‚ณใƒผใƒซใƒ”ใƒƒใƒใƒฃใƒผใจใ„ใ†ใ‚คใƒกใƒผใ‚ธใงใ‚„ใฃใฆใŸใ‚“ใงใญใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œ็ขบใ‹ใซใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใ“ใฎๅพŒใ€้ฉšๆ„•ใฎ่ฉฑใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ไธญๅญฆๆ กใฎๆ™‚ใฏใ‚ใ‚“ใพใ‚Šๆณจ็›ฎใ‚’ใ•ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใชใ„ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€ใˆใฃใจใ€ใชใœๆณจ็›ฎใ•ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใชใ„ใฎใ‹ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œ้ซ˜ๆ กไธ€ๅนดใฎๆ™‚ใซใจใ‚“ใงใ‚‚ใชใ„ไบ‹ไปถใŒ่ตทใ“ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ‚ใ€ใ‚ใ€ใ‚ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œ็ทด็ฟ’ใ‚’ใ—ใฆใ„ใŸใ‚‰ใชใ‚“ใ‹ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ€Œ่†็—›ใˆใชใ€่†ใซ้•ๅ’Œๆ„ŸใŒใ‚ใ‚‹ใชใ€ใงใ€็—…้™ขใงใ“ใ‚“ใชใ“ใจใŒๆ˜Žใ‚‰ใ‹ใซใชใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œไธญๅญฆๆ ก๏ผ’ๅนด็”Ÿใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€็ด„๏ผ“ๅนด้–“ใ€็šฟใฎ่†ใฎใ€ใ‚ใ‚ใ„ใฅใƒผใ€

็š†็ˆ†็ฌ‘

ๆจชๅฑฑ๏ผšใ€Œๅคงไบ‹ใ€ๅคงไบ‹๏ผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๅคงไบ‹ใช๏ผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œ็šฟใฎ่†๏ผใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œ้€†ใ ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใงใ‚‚ใชใ‚“ใจใชใๅˆ†ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ‚ˆใญใ€‚ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ„ใ‚„ใ„ใ‚„ใ€ใ‚ใฃใ‹ใ‚“ใชใ„ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใใ†ใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€ใ‚ใฎใƒผใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใˆใ€ใชใ‚“ใง้€†ใซใชใ‚‹ใฎ๏ผŸใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œใญใ€ไธ‰ๅนดใŒใ‚„ใฃใฑใ€่†ใฎใŠ็šฟใŒๅ‰ฒใ‚ŒใฆใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็š†๏ผšใ€Œใธ๏ผŸ๏ผŸใ€

ๅคง่ฐท๏ผšใ€Œไธ‰ๅนด้–“๏ผŸใ€

็ณธไบ•๏ผšใ€Œไธ‰ๅนด้–“ใ€

๏ผˆ็ถšใ„ใฆ๏ผ‰

Stinking Hellebore and The Public Shaming

My very own Stinking hellebore, Helleborus foetidus

These days, Stinking Hellebore has my full attention. The above photo is my very own Stinking Hellebore, gifted to me by an incredible, comedian woman, named Donna Jo. Yes, the name truly is โ€œStinking Helleboreโ€. Thatโ€™s what the people are calling this funky green beauty.

Donna Jo is a Master Gardener, the second Vice President, as in, the second of the two Vice Presidents, of the TN Extension Master Gardener program. Donna Jo held a public, group shaming of all individuals present at one of our meetings, who did not have their nametags, which they have stressed are very important. It was my third week of not having my nametag, three in a row, I was conscious of it, and Donna Jo, when she graced us with her presence, at the meeting, she had everyone who did not have their nametags raise their hands, and then she did a public shaming, and had everyone, on the count of 3, say, โ€œShame on you!โ€ This public shaming was effective, and I have not forgotten my nametag since.

Donna Jo, in the same meeting, held another public shaming, I think purely because she really wanted to have another one, the earlier one was not enough, and she said, “Raise your hands if you were the bug killer in your family!”, and several hands went up, and she had us say, again, on the count of three, โ€œShame on you!โ€ Our fearless leader Amy Dunlap had returned from her earlier absence, and was witnessing Donna Joโ€™s public shaming ritual with some horror and bewilderment, and she said, the most perfect line, “What are you doing??โ€ We all cracked up at that.

Donna Jo could not help but be funny, canโ€™t help but be funny at all times. You can see it, it was obvious from the beginning, that this is a real character here. We all knew it. Well, at my first volunteering event at the Nashville City Cemetary, where I learned what a hellebore even was, and cleaned up the beds, pulling the weeds, doing some pruning of the irises, I popped over to the bed with Donna Jo and Margarita, and at some point, she said, โ€œWhat are you doing after this?โ€ I said, โ€œIโ€™ve got yoga at 2 pm.โ€ So, she said she had lilies if I wanted them, and I did. I am at the point where I will take almost anything Iโ€™m given, because I have space in the yard, and a willingness to give it a go. So, we cut out a little early, which was great honestly, I was hungry and getting a little bored (2 hours of weeding already), and so I followed Donna Jo across town to her house. I had heard great things about her garden, she had showed me some photos at our Master Gardener meeting, when I was asking her about some plants, and she gives a tour of her garden for the program, which is highly attended. I did not expect to get over to her garden so soon, thatโ€™s for sure, but you never know how things will go.

Donna Joโ€™s garden is a small paradise, and I have no photos of it, not right now, but it is a domestic botanical garden. You can immediately tell that hundreds if not thousands of hours, significant amounts of love and care have gone into the cultivation of her landscape. Tens, 30 or 40 forsythias that were in bloom, lining the driveway, forming a grove in the back, and large beds of daffodils, lilies, irises, daisies, etc., and then hellebores, and all kinds of other things that I donโ€™t know the names for. She was giving me some of these lilies, to divide them, keep the garden bed from overflowing and being too cluttered, and she gave me plenty. I was then checking everything else out, as we walked around, asking her about things, and there was a really interesting plant, and I said, โ€œWhatโ€™s this one?โ€ And she told me it was a โ€œStinking helleboreโ€. Except, she was 100% calling them โ€œhelleboraโ€, Iโ€™m almost positive. Well, I thought that was an incredible name for such a beautiful plant, and she said that they donโ€™t even stink. Right now, with the flowers, it smells wonderful. Very pleasant and fragrant. So, not sure about the stinking part. But, after all the lilies, she had dug me up ten or fifteen, big ones, healthy, huge tubers, and I was admiring the Stinking Hellebore, and she said, โ€œWant one? Iโ€™ll give you one.โ€ And I was like, no way Donna, I canโ€™t just take one of your amazing Stinking Hellebore. She insisted.

She initially was going to give me a really well-developed, large, beautiful Stinking Hellebore, but I was really unwilling to take such a wonderful specimen, that was clearly doing so well, and looked so great. It felt like too much. She ended up finding me a smaller one, still quite large, but it was mixed in with several, and so she dug that up and it was mine. Iโ€™ll tell you that I felt like I had gotten a puppy, I still feel that way, and I was extremely careful with this new baby of mine, all the way home, and I planted it immediately. I sent Donna Jo the photos, so proud, of the Stinking Hellebore in its new home.

Now, I have monitored the Stinking Hellebore, my baby, carefully, and for at least a week, several days after the planting, it was looking fine and dandy. However, about four days ago, I noticed some browning. One of the flowers was brown and curling up. That was the first sign, and I spotted some browning, splotching on other leaves. That was concerning, and the next day, two days later, a little more advanced. Today I checked, and it looks like the browning hasnโ€™t increased any since then. Thatโ€™s good. I assume that this is simply โ€œtransplant shockโ€ (Iโ€™m not sure if thatโ€™s a term exactly but I think it is), as the plant has just teleported into a new environment, new soil type, different amounts of sunlight, and the roots have to resettle and adapt to the move. I havenโ€™t overwatered, although the soil might still be a little wet for it. It has rained a bit, and that soil there has stayed moist. It doesnโ€™t get intense sun all day, but sun until about 1 or 2 pm. That could matter, but right now my diagnosis is simply that itโ€™s having some stress from the move.

Some browning
General splotching and browning on leaves and flowers

You may know that I am concerned with the invasive plant problem, and am certainly not wanting to propagate any invasive species, and plant natives, mostly. Well, already Iโ€™ve had my first test, the first real test of my principles. Because, I immediately researched my new Stinking Hellebore baby, and discovered some concerning thingsโ€”native to Eurasia, and in some places (TN not yet one, but I think North Carolina was on the list), hellebores are considered invasive. This means that I now may be propagating and caring for an invasive plant. Yes, me. What can I do? This is how principles are tested. You say, no nepotism. And then your nephew is trying to get a job. What do you do? You get what Iโ€™m saying.

Well, as we can see, I did plant it. I had to. Donna Jo gave it to me. Thatโ€™s my excuse, I guess. Is this one plant likely to be the demise of native plant life in Tennessee? No, noโ€ฆ and I have done so much good work in removing invasives off of my property. So, if we look at the scales of justice, or whatever, surely they are balanced in my favor, regarding my ecological footprintโ€ฆ I can have a Stinking Hellebore, right? Itโ€™s a slippery slope, I suppose. Itโ€™s easy when they arenโ€™t pretty, but then someone wants to give you a pretty one, one thatโ€™s caught your fancy, and oh boy, what do you do now?

Donna Jo had a beautiful vine, ground cover, called periwinkle, that’s flowering right now, and is very attractive. I had heard of that, and thought, at the time I thought it was native, and thought that it could do part of what wintercreeper is commonly doing right now, being an attractive, green ground cover. However, sadly, not-native, and considered invasive. That made me sad.

On a side note, wintercreeper is really an amazing plant. It can literally become a shrub, form itself upwards and become a dense bush, standing alone. You see it in that form all over in the neighborhood. So, wintercreeper can be literally just a mass of ground cover, or it can be snaking up a tree and forming a large canopy on the trunk of a tree, or it can wind itself up and become a dense shrub. I donโ€™t know how they get it to do that, if it is another cultivar or what. But, thatโ€™s pretty amazing, to be so modular as a plant.


Now that hellebores are on my radar, again, I know I have said this many times, but it really is so trueโ€”once you learn about a plant, you start seeing it everywhere. Thatโ€™s just how it goes. Because, I swear to god I have never seen a hellebore in my life, not once in my 30 years, and now I suddenly see hellebores everywhere I go. All over, but really, that means at Cheekwood, which is a botanical garden after all, and then today, at Vanderbilt, on the campus. At Cheekwood they have tons and tons of hellebores right now. They look healthy and are blooming well.

When I went to Vanderbilt today, strolling around the campus, there was a large bed of hellebores, not the Stinking, but the other kind, and they were not looking so good. Armed with my newfound gardening knowledge, I am inspecting all plants, and assessing their conditions, taking notes. These hellebores were stressed, not doing as well as the Cheekwood hellebores. Why? They were wilted, starting to wither. Thatโ€™s what drought-stress looks like, I thought, and then looking at the soil, it was dry, with visible cracks. This garden bed was between a sidewalk and building too, if that matters, which it probably does, raising the temperature of the bed, and reflecting light. It seemed to me like they needed water.

Whoโ€™s the gardener? Excuse me, whoโ€™s responsible for these beds??? Give them hellebores some water!!

Huge hellebore bed under a September Elm at Cheekwood
Cheekwood Stinking Hellebore
Hellebore of the purpler variety, I think not Stinking Hellebore but another kind

5 Minutes of Shikujiri Sensei (w/ Ide Rakkyo) [English Translation]

The cast

Here is an episode of a well-known Japanese late night TV show, called Shikujiri Sensei (ใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šๅ…ˆ็”Ÿ). The premise of the show is that celebrities come on as a Sensei and tell the class about where they have failed in their careers, and how not to do the same. Although I never make it to that part, because I am only watching the clips on YouTube, which are roughly the first 15 minutes of the show, which probably lasts an hour. So I never get to hear the advice. Thatโ€™s okay. I donโ€™t need it anyway, Iโ€™m just here for the Japanese.

I liked this episode a lot, with a famous entertainer, Ide Rakkyo, the founder of the nude act. I thought I would transcribe and translate the episode, about 15 minutes, for practice. But it was hard, I was averaging about an hour per minute of transcription (listening to the episode and recording what was said, and I had a lot of help, from the YouTube auto-subtitle and the actual show putting up subtitles at times) and so I ended up just settling for five minutes of the episode so that I didnโ€™t spend 20 hours on this little project.

Yoshimura Takashi
Ijyuuin Hikaru
Moriwaki Ririka
Fukutome Mitsuho
Sawabe Yuu (right)
The homeroom teacher: Wakabayashi Masayusa
Todayโ€™s Failure Sensei: Ide Rakkyo
Ide Rakkyo naked within 2.5 seconds

START

Wakabayashi: โ€œHere is todayโ€™s Failure Sensei. Welcome!โ€

Applause

Ide Rakkyo loses his clothes

Sawabe: โ€œSo fast! So fast!โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œIโ€™ve done my work for the day, so Iโ€™ll go home now.โ€

Everyone: โ€œSensei, class! Class!โ€

Sawabe: โ€œThe fastest anyone has ever gotten into their underwear.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œAmazing, wow.โ€

Ide Rakkyo starts putting clothes back on

Ijyuuin: โ€œAnd so calm in getting dressed, of course. We would expect nothing less.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œIโ€™m so happy.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œYoshimura, you must be happy.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œOf course, absolutely. He is the peak of my lineage. Thereโ€™s no doubt about it!โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œHello, I am Ide Rakkyo from Takeshiโ€™s Army. Thank you for having me here today.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œBut I think there may be some people here who donโ€™t know about me.โ€

Shot of Fukutome blank-faced

Wakabayashi: โ€œWhat, really?โ€

Sawabe: โ€œYou donโ€™t know him?โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œWhy?โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œBut, I asked my dad. I said that I would be working with Ide Rakkyou tomorrow, and my dad replied, โ€˜Heโ€™s someone who gets naked immediately.โ€™โ€

Ide Rakkyo: “Well, that happened right away.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œIt was proved immediately.โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œReally!โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œYour dad is a prophet.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œHeโ€™s not a prophet!โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œWell, first let me introduce you to my profile. Please open your textbook to page 4.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œOkay.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œMy real name is Ide Hiroshi. Hiroshi is written as Hakase. Itโ€™s a good name isnโ€™t it. Yes.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œIโ€™m from Kumamoto, and Iโ€™m 66. Iโ€™ve become quite an old man, now.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œAnd youโ€™re still doing that at 66, amazingโ€ฆโ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œThatโ€™s right.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œMy special skill is short-distance running.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œYou were so fast! The fastest in the entertainment industry.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œMy fastest time was, for the 100 meter dash, 10.89 seconds.โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œ10 seconds!โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œYes. As for stripping down, about 2.5.โ€

Everyone laughs and says, โ€œThatโ€™s fast.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œThe world record.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œItโ€™s still hasnโ€™t been beaten.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œSo fast.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œBecause nobody else is doing it.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œReally, nobody else is taking their clothes off.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œWell then, there were originally 10 members in Takeshiโ€™s Army. Of those ten members, Sono Manma Higashi was also a member of the army.โ€

ๆตฎๆฐ—ๅฆๅฎšไผš่ฆ‹>ๅฟ…ๆญปใฎ้‡ˆๆ˜Žใงๆตฎๆฐ—ใ‚’ๅฆๅฎšใ™ใ‚‹ไผš่ฆ‹ใ‚’่กŒใฃใŸใ€ใใฎใพใ‚“ใพๆฑ๏ผˆ1998ๅนดๆ’ฎๅฝฑ๏ผ‰ - ใ‚นใƒใƒ‹ใƒ Sponichi Annex ่Šธ่ƒฝ
Sono Manma Higashi ใใฎใพใ‚“ใพๆฑ
Members of Takeshiโ€™s Army (Ide Rakkyo is posing in center)

Wakabayashi: โ€œYes.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œMr. Higashi was the youngest, wasnโ€™t he?โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œThatโ€™s right, thatโ€™s right.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œMr. Takeshi created all of our stage names. Takeshi kun. Mr. Beat Takeshi.โ€

Takeshi Kitano - Wikipedia
Beat Takeshi

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œWe had gone to an Izakaya, they brought us some edamame, and Takeshi said, โ€˜Oh, youโ€™re Tsumami Edamameโ€™, and in that way it was decided.โ€

Morwaki: โ€œReally? So thatโ€™s how it happened.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œThen next, sometimes they brought rakkyou (onions), and Takeshi said, โ€˜Hey Ide, you look like rakkyou, so youโ€™ll be Ide Rakkyou.โ€™โ€

Rakkyo Zuke - ใ€้ƒทๅœŸๆ–™็†ใ‚‚ใฎใŒใŸใ‚Šใ€‘
Rakkyo

Wakabayashi: โ€œWow.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œIf it had been ninniku (garlic), these days I would be called Ide Ninniku instead.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œWell, thatโ€™s me, but in the entertainment world, I was called this. Itโ€™s on the next page.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œThe founder of the naked act.โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œAmazing!โ€

Fukutome: โ€œThatโ€™s really amazing.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œAt this time there are now many naked acts.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œMany.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œYes, there are many. But, they wear swim trunks, or cover themselves with a plate. I was covered with pixels.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œRight. On the scene, you were naked.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œThatโ€™s right, you were exposed.โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œWait, even your special place?โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œI was usually naked, completely stark naked.โ€

Everyone laughs

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œWell, it wasnโ€™t a live broadcast. Of course.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œI was told to roll a snowman, I was completely stark naked, and had set my clothes down on the ground. My socks, pants, a sweater, and I was pushing the snowman, and when I went to go put my clothes back on, they were all frozen stiff, and I couldnโ€™t wear them again!โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œHow terrible!โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œLike this, I performed in some severe locations.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œSo cool.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œSo, thatโ€™s me, and I have committed some failures. On the next page.โ€

Sawabe: โ€œFailures?โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œGetting completely naked without reading the room, and pissing off big names in the acting world.โ€

Everybody laughs

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œGetting naked in front of the audience many times, and being reported to the police.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œGetting naked at my daughterโ€™s wedding and causing an outrage.โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œNo!!!!โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œRight, because they call it, โ€˜Virgin Roadโ€™.โ€

Fukutome: โ€œWhy did you think you could do that?โ€

Sawabe busts out laughing

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œThere were less rules at that time, so I got into trouble.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œThatโ€™s it, right.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œYes. Like this, if I did this now, it would be considered Super Sexual Harrassment.โ€

Everyone laughs

Ijyuuin: โ€œSuper Sexual Harrassment.โ€

Wakabayashi: โ€œA Super Sexual Harrassment actor.โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œThatโ€™s the first time Iโ€™ve heard that.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œYou say that but, at that time it was still Super Sexual Harrassment!โ€

Sawabe: โ€œThe times havenโ€™t changed.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œThey havenโ€™t changed.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œThis time again, if we try to look back over my life, I think there may be some things that we can learn from. With this in mind, Iโ€™ll try and tell you about some of the failures Iโ€™ve committed with my naked act. And I would like to tell you about what Iโ€™ve learned from being in Takeshiโ€™s Army.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œWe are really going to learn from this.โ€

Moriwaki: โ€œI want to hear it.โ€

Narrator: โ€œWhile prioritizing getting laughs, Ide Rakkyo had a number of failures with his naked act. First, letโ€™s have a lesson about Rakkyou entering Takeshiโ€™s Army, and the reason he started doing his naked act.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œThese days I am only seen as being a naked act, but 44 years ago, when I was 22 years old, I was scouted to be used in the entertainment industry for another act. That act is on the next page.โ€

Ide Rakkyo: โ€œโ€˜An impersonator repeatedly creating explosive laughter.โ€™ Originally I was an impersonator.โ€

Ijyuuin: โ€œHe was an impersonator in the orthodox way.โ€

Yoshimura: โ€œIs that so?โ€

โ€ฆcontinues


(Original Japanese)

ใฏใ˜ใ‚

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌๆ—ฅใฎใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฏใ“ใกใ‚‰ใฎๆ–นใงใ™ใ€‚ใฉใ†ใž๏ผใ€

๏ผŠๆ‹ๆ‰‹๏ผŠ

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ becomes naked in 2.5 seconds

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆ—ฉใ„๏ผๆ—ฉใ„๏ผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็งใฒใจไป•ไบ‹็ต‚ใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚“ใง็งใฏไปŠๆ—ฅๅธฐใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็š†๏ผšใ€Œๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€ๆŽˆๆฅญ๏ผๆŽˆๆฅญ๏ผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆœ€้€Ÿใƒ‘ใƒณใ‚คใƒใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ”ใ„ใญใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใƒผใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œ่ฝใกใคใ„ใฆ็€ใพใ™ใ‚ˆใญใ€ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใจใญใ€ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Šใ€‚ใ•ใ™ใŒใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œๅฌ‰ใ—ใ„ใชใƒผใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใพใƒผๅ‰ๆ‘ๅฌ‰ใ—ใ„ใ‚ˆใชใƒผใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใ„ใ‚„ใ„ใ‚„ใใ†ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚ๅƒ•ใฎ็ณป่ญœใฎใƒˆใƒƒใƒ—ใฎๆ–นใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€‚ใใ†ใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€ใใ†๏ผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใฉใ†ใ‚‚ใ€ใŸใ‘ใ—่ปๅ›ฃใฎไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ใงใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€ใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œๅƒ•ใฎใ“ใจใ‚’ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Š็Ÿฅใ‚‰ใชใ„ๆ–นใ‚‚ใ„ใ‚‰ใฃใ—ใ‚ƒใ‚‹ใจๆ€ใ†ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€‚ใ€

Shot of ็ฆ็•™ blank-faced

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใˆใ€ใƒžใ‚ธใง๏ผŸใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œ็Ÿฅใ‚‰ใชใ„๏ผŸใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใชใ‚“ใงใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใงใ‚‚ใ€ใƒ‘ใƒ‘ใซ่žใ„ใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚ๆ˜Žๆ—ฅใ€ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ใ•ใ‚“ใจไป•ไบ‹ใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใ ใฃใฆ่จ€ใฃใŸใ‚‰ใ€ใ‚ใฎใ€ใ™ใ่ฃธใซใชใ‚‹ไบบใ ใ‚ˆใฃใฆ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใ‚‚ใ†ใ€ใ™ใใชใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ‹ใ‚‰ใญใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ่จผๆ˜Žใ•ใ‚ŒใŸใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌๅฝ“ใ ๏ผใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œ้ ่จ€่€…ใ ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œ้ ่จ€่€…ใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใงใ—ใ‚‡๏ผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€ใพใšใฏใƒ—ใƒญใƒ•ใ‚ฃใƒผใƒซใ‚’็ดนไป‹ใ—ใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚ๆ•™็ง‘ๆ›ธ๏ผ”ใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใ‚’้–‹ใ„ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใญใ€‚ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใฏใƒผใ„ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็งๆœฌๅใ€ไบ•ๆ‰‹ๅšๅฃซใจ็”ณใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ๅšๅฃซ๏ผˆใฏใ‹ใ›๏ผ‰ใจๆ›ธใ„ใฆใ€ใฒใ‚ใ—ใ€‚ใ„ใ„ๅๅ‰ใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใ†ใ‚“ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็†Šๆœฌ็œŒๅ‡บ่บซใ€๏ผ–๏ผ–ๆญณใ‚‚ใ†ใ€ใ‹ใชใ‚ŠใŠใ˜ใ„ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใชใฃใฆใ—ใพใ„ใ—ใŸใŒใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œ๏ผ–๏ผ–ใงไปŠใฎใ‚„ใฃใฆใŸใ‚“ใ ใ€ใ™ใ’ใƒผใชใƒผใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใใ†ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็‰นๆŠ€ใฏใงใ™ใญใ€็Ÿญ่ท้›ข่ตฐใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆ—ฉใ‹ใฃใŸใœใƒผ๏ผ่Šธ่ƒฝ็•Œ๏ผ‘ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œไธ€็•ชๆ—ฉใ‹ใฃใŸๆ™‚ใฏใญใ€๏ผ‘๏ผ๏ผใƒกใƒผใƒˆใƒซ๏ผ‘๏ผ็ง’๏ผ˜๏ผ™ใง่ตฐใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œ๏ผ‘๏ผ็ง’๏ผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€‚่„ฑใใฎใฏใ€๏ผ’.๏ผ•ใใ‚‰ใ„ใงใ€

็š†๏ผšใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ„ใ€ใ€Œๆ—ฉใ„ใงใ™ใญใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œไธ–็•Œ่จ˜้Œฒใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œๆœชใ ใซ็ ดใ‚‰ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใชใ„ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œๆ—ฉใ„ใชใƒผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œไป–ใฎไบบใ‚„ใฃใฆใญใƒผใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌๅฝ“่„ฑใ„ใงใ„ใชใ„ใ‚“ใ ใ‚ˆใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใงใฏใ€ใŸใ‘ใ—่ปๅ›ฃใฃใฆใ„ใ†ใƒกใƒณใƒใƒผใฏใ€ๅ…ƒใ€…ใ€๏ผ‘๏ผไบบใ€ๆญฃๅผใƒกใƒณใƒใƒผ๏ผ‘๏ผไบบใฃใฆใใฎใพใ‚“ใพๆฑใ‚‚ใ€่ปๅ›ฃใฎใƒกใƒณใƒใƒผใงใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใญใ€‚ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆฑใ•ใ‚“ใฏไธ€็•ชๅผŸๅญใชใ‚“ใงใ—ใŸใฃใ‘ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใใ†ใงใ™ใ€ใใ†ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ่Šธๅใฏๅ…จ้ƒจใŸใ‘ใ—ใ•ใ‚“ใŒไฝœใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใŸใ‘ใ—ๅ›ใ€‚ใƒ“ใƒผใƒˆใŸใ‘ใ—ใ•ใ‚“ใŒใ€‚ใ€

ใƒ“ใƒผใƒˆใŸใ‘ใ—

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใปใ‚“ใงใ€ใใฎๅฑ…้…’ๅฑ‹ใซ่กŒใฃใŸๆ™‚ใซใคใพใฟใซๆž่ฑ†ใŒๅ‡บใฆใ€ใ€ŒใŠใ€ใŠๅ‰ใคใพใฟๆž่ฑ†ใ ใ€ใใ†ใ‚„ใฃใฆๆฑบใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใธใƒผใ€ใ“ใ‚“ใชๆ„Ÿใ˜ใชใ‚“ใ ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใง้šฃใซใ€ใŸใพใŸใพใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ€ŒใŠไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ€ใŠๅ‰ใฏใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡่ฆ‹ใŸใ„ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ใ ใ€‚ใ€ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใธใƒผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใใ‚ŒใŒใ‚‚ใ—ใซใ‚“ใซใใ ใฃใŸใ‚‰ไปŠ้ ƒๅƒ•ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใซใ‚“ใซใใฃใฆ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใฆใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใพใ€ใใ‚“ใช็งใงใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ™ใ‘ใฉใ‚‚ใ€่Šธไบบ็•Œ้šˆใงใฏใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใ“ใ†่จ€ใ†ใตใ†ใซ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ่ฃธ่Šธใฎๅ…ƒ็ฅ–ใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ”ใ„๏ผใ€

็ฆ็•™๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌๅฝ“ใซใ™ใ”ใ„ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็พๅœจใ‚‚่ฃธ่Šธใฏ็ตๆง‹ใ„ใฃใ‚‰ใ—ใ‚ƒใ„ใพใ™ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใญใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๅคšใ„ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œๅคšใ„ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใญใ€ใงใ‚‚ใใฎใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ๆตทใƒ‘ใƒณใ‚’็ฉฟใ„ใŸใ‚Šใ€ใŠ็›†ใง้š ใ—ใŸใ‚Šใจใ‹ใ€‚ๅƒ•ใฏใƒขใ‚ถใ‚คใ‚ฏใŒ้š ใ—ใฆใใ‚ŒใŸใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œ็ขบใ‹ใซใ€‚็พๅ ดใงใฏๅ‡บใฆใ‚‹ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใใ†ใ€ๅ‡บใ—ใฆใ„ใพใ—ใŸใญใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใธใ€ๅคงไบ‹ใชใจใ“ใ‚‚ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใ‚‚ใ†ใ€ๅธธใซใƒใƒณใƒใƒณใ€ใ‚นใƒƒใƒใƒณใƒใƒณใฃใฆใ„ใ†็Šถๆ…‹ใงใ€

๏ผŠ็š†็ฌ‘๏ผŠ

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใพใ€็”Ÿๆ”พ้€ใงใฏๅ‡บใ—ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ‘ใฉใ€‚ใ‚‚ใกใ‚ใ‚“ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ้›ชๅฑฑใ ใ‚‹ใพใ•ใ‚“ใŒ่ปขใ‚“ใ ใจใ‹่จ€ใฃใฆใ€็ด ใฃ่ฃธๆด‹ๆœใฏไธ‹ใซ็ฝฎใ„ใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚้ดไธ‹ใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚Šใ€ใƒ‘ใƒณใƒ„ใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚Šใ€ใ‚ปใƒผใ‚ฟใƒผใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚Šใงใ ใ‚‹ใพใ•ใ‚“ใŒใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ใฆใ„ใชใŒใ‚‰ใ€ใจๅฑฅใ„ใฆใ„ใใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€ใ‚‚ใ†ใ‚ซใƒใ‚ซใƒใงๅฑฅใ‘ใชใ„ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆ๏ผใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใใ†ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใใ‚“ใชใ€ใ‚‚ใ†ใ€้Ž้…ทใชใƒญใ‚ฑใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใ‚ซใƒƒใ‚ฑใƒผใชใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใพใƒผใ€ใใ‚“ใช็งใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใพใ€ใ“ใ‚“ใชใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šใ‚’็Šฏใ—ใฆใŠใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Š๏ผŸใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็ฉบๆฐ—ใ‚’่ชญใพใšใซๅ…จ่ฃธใซใชใฃใฆใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใˆใ€่Šธ่ƒฝ็•Œใฎๅคงๅพกๆ‰€ใŒใƒ–ใƒใ‚ฎใƒฌใŸใจใ„ใ†ใฎใ€

๏ผŠ็š†็ฌ‘๏ผŠ

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œๅฎขๅ‰ใงไฝ•ๅบฆใ‚‚ๅ…จ่ฃธใซใชใ‚Š่ญฆๅฏŸใซๅ‡บ้ ญใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œๅจ˜ใฎ็ตๅฉšๅผใง่ฃธใซใชใฃใฆๅคงใƒใƒƒใ‚ทใƒณใ‚ฐใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œๅ˜˜๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใƒใƒผใ‚ธใƒณใƒญใƒผใƒ‰ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ใญใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ’ใƒผใ€

็ฆ็•™๏ผšใ€Œใชใ‚“ใงใ„ใ‘ใ‚‹ใจๆ€ใฃใŸใ‚“ใ‚ˆ๏ผŸใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผš๏ผŠ็ˆ†็ฌ‘๏ผŠ

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็ทฉใ‹ใฃใŸๆ™‚ไปฃใงใ‚‚ใƒˆใƒฉใƒ–ใƒซใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚“ใ ใ€ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Šใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€‚ใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใง็งใงใ™ใญใ€็พไปฃใชใ‚‚ใ€ใ‚นใƒผใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ปใ‚ฏใƒใƒฉใจใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€

๏ผŠ็š†็ฌ‘๏ผŠ

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใ‚นใƒผใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ปใ‚ฏใƒใƒฉใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ‚นใƒผใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ปใ‚ฏใƒใƒฉ่Šธไบบใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œๅˆใ‚ใฆ่žใใพใ—ใŸใ€

ๅ‰ๆพ๏ผšใ€Œใ“ใ‚“ใชใ“ใจใจ่จ€ใ†ใฎใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚‹ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€ๅฝ“ๆ™‚ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ‚นใƒผใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ปใ‚ฏใƒใƒฉใ ใ‚ˆ๏ผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆ™‚ไปฃใŒใฉใ†ใ“ใ†ใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆพ๏ผšใ€Œใฉใ†ใ“ใ†ใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€ŒไปŠๅ›žใใ†ๆ”นใ‚ใฆใ€ใพใ€ไบบ็”Ÿใ‚’ๆŒฏใ‚Š่ฟ”ใˆใฆใฟใ‚‹ใจใงใ™ใญใ€ใ‚„ใฃใฑๅญฆในใ‚‹ใ“ใจใŒๅฐ‘ใ—ใฏใ“ใ†ใ€ใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใ‹ใจใ€‚ใจ่จ€ใ†ใ“ใจใง็งใฏ่ฃธ่Šธใง็Šฏใ—ใฆใ—ใพใฃใŸใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Š่จ€ใŠใ†ใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใใ—ใฆๅ›ฃไฝ“่Šธใงๅญฆใ‚“ใ ใ“ใจใ‚’ๆŽˆๆฅญใ—ใฆใ„ใŸใ ใใŸใ„ใจๆ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๅ‹‰ๅผทใซใชใ‚‹ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œ่žใใŸใ„ใ€

ใƒŠใƒฌใƒผใ‚ฟใƒผ๏ผšใ€Œใใฎๅ ดใฎ็ฌ‘ใ„ใฎๅ„ชๅ…ˆใ—ใ€ๆ•ฐใ€…ใฎใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šใ‚’่ตทใ“ใ—ใฆใใŸ่ฃธ่Šธใ€‚ใพใšใฏใ€ใŸใ‘ใ—่ปๅ›ฃใซๅ…ฅใ‚Šใ€่ฃธ่Šธใ‚’ๅง‹ใ‚ใŸใใฃใ‹ใ‘ใ‹ใ‚‰ๆŽˆๆฅญใ—ใฆใ‚‚ใ‚‰ใ„ใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€ŒไปŠ็งใซใฏ่ฃธ่Šธใฎใ‚คใƒกใƒผใ‚ธใ—ใ‹ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ‚‚ใ€ไปŠใ‹ใ‚‰๏ผ”๏ผ”ๅนดๅ‰ใ€็งใŒ๏ผ’๏ผ’ๆญณใฎๆ™‚ใซใ€ใ‚ใ‚‹่ŠธใŒใใฃใ‹ใ‘ใงใ‚นใ‚ซใ‚ฆใƒˆใ•ใ‚ŒใŸ่Šธ่ƒฝ็•Œๅˆฉ็”จใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ‚‚ใ€ใใฎ่Šธใจใ„ใ†ใฎใŒๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็ˆ†็ฌ‘้€ฃ็™บใฎใƒขใƒŽใƒžใƒใ€ๅ…ƒใ€…ใƒขใƒŽใƒžใƒใฎใ‚ฟใƒฌใƒณใƒˆใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๆญฃ็ตฑๆดพใฎใƒขใƒŽใƒžใƒใ ใฃใŸใ‚“ใ ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใใ†ใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸใ€

ใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฎ๏ผ•ๅˆ†ใ€€ใ€Œๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชžใ€

ไปŠๅ›žใฎใ‚ญใƒฃใ‚นใƒˆ
Takashi Yoshimura / ๅ‰ๆ‘ๅด‡
Hikaru Ijyuuin / ไผŠ้›†้™ขๅ…‰
Ririka Moriwaki / ๆฃฎ่„‡่މใ€…ๅค
Mitsuho Fukutome (็ฆ็•™ๅ…‰ๅธ†)
ๅณใฎๆ–น: Yuu Sawabe / ๆพค้ƒจไฝ‘
ๆ‹…ไปป: Masayusa Wakabayashi / ่‹ฅๆž—ๆญฃๆญ
ไปŠๅ›žใฎใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šๅ…ˆ็”Ÿ: Ide Rakkyo / ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡
๏ผ’.๏ผ•็ง’ไปฅๅ†…่ฃธ
็”ทใฎๅญ

ใฏใ˜ใ‚

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌๆ—ฅใฎใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฏใ“ใกใ‚‰ใฎๆ–นใงใ™ใ€‚ใฉใ†ใž๏ผใ€

๏ผŠๆ‹ๆ‰‹๏ผŠ

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ becomes naked in 2.5 seconds

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆ—ฉใ„๏ผๆ—ฉใ„๏ผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็งใฒใจไป•ไบ‹็ต‚ใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚“ใง็งใฏไปŠๆ—ฅๅธฐใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

็š†๏ผšใ€Œๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€ๆŽˆๆฅญ๏ผๆŽˆๆฅญ๏ผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆœ€้€Ÿใƒ‘ใƒณใ‚คใƒใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ”ใ„ใญใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใƒผใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œ่ฝใกใคใ„ใฆ็€ใพใ™ใ‚ˆใญใ€ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใจใญใ€ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Šใ€‚ใ•ใ™ใŒใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œๅฌ‰ใ—ใ„ใชใƒผใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใพใƒผๅ‰ๆ‘ๅฌ‰ใ—ใ„ใ‚ˆใชใƒผใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใ„ใ‚„ใ„ใ‚„ใใ†ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚ๅƒ•ใฎ็ณป่ญœใฎใƒˆใƒƒใƒ—ใฎๆ–นใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€‚ใใ†ใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€ใใ†๏ผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใฉใ†ใ‚‚ใ€ใŸใ‘ใ—่ปๅ›ฃใฎไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ใงใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€ใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œๅƒ•ใฎใ“ใจใ‚’ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Š็Ÿฅใ‚‰ใชใ„ๆ–นใ‚‚ใ„ใ‚‰ใฃใ—ใ‚ƒใ‚‹ใจๆ€ใ†ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€‚ใ€

Shot of ็ฆ็•™ blank-faced

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใˆใ€ใƒžใ‚ธใง๏ผŸใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œ็Ÿฅใ‚‰ใชใ„๏ผŸใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใชใ‚“ใงใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใงใ‚‚ใ€ใƒ‘ใƒ‘ใซ่žใ„ใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚ๆ˜Žๆ—ฅใ€ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ใ•ใ‚“ใจไป•ไบ‹ใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใ ใฃใฆ่จ€ใฃใŸใ‚‰ใ€ใ‚ใฎใ€ใ™ใ่ฃธใซใชใ‚‹ไบบใ ใ‚ˆใฃใฆ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใ‚‚ใ†ใ€ใ™ใใชใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ‹ใ‚‰ใญใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ่จผๆ˜Žใ•ใ‚ŒใŸใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌๅฝ“ใ ๏ผใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œ้ ่จ€่€…ใ ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œ้ ่จ€่€…ใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใงใ—ใ‚‡๏ผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€ใพใšใฏใƒ—ใƒญใƒ•ใ‚ฃใƒผใƒซใ‚’็ดนไป‹ใ—ใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚ๆ•™็ง‘ๆ›ธ๏ผ”ใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใ‚’้–‹ใ„ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใญใ€‚ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใฏใƒผใ„ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็งๆœฌๅใ€ไบ•ๆ‰‹ๅšๅฃซใจ็”ณใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ๅšๅฃซ๏ผˆใฏใ‹ใ›๏ผ‰ใจๆ›ธใ„ใฆใ€ใฒใ‚ใ—ใ€‚ใ„ใ„ๅๅ‰ใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใ†ใ‚“ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็†Šๆœฌ็œŒๅ‡บ่บซใ€๏ผ–๏ผ–ๆญณใ‚‚ใ†ใ€ใ‹ใชใ‚ŠใŠใ˜ใ„ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใชใฃใฆใ—ใพใ„ใ—ใŸใŒใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œ๏ผ–๏ผ–ใงไปŠใฎใ‚„ใฃใฆใŸใ‚“ใ ใ€ใ™ใ’ใƒผใชใƒผใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใใ†ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็‰นๆŠ€ใฏใงใ™ใญใ€็Ÿญ่ท้›ข่ตฐใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆ—ฉใ‹ใฃใŸใœใƒผ๏ผ่Šธ่ƒฝ็•Œ๏ผ‘ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œไธ€็•ชๆ—ฉใ‹ใฃใŸๆ™‚ใฏใญใ€๏ผ‘๏ผ๏ผใƒกใƒผใƒˆใƒซ๏ผ‘๏ผ็ง’๏ผ˜๏ผ™ใง่ตฐใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œ๏ผ‘๏ผ็ง’๏ผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€‚่„ฑใใฎใฏใ€๏ผ’.๏ผ•ใใ‚‰ใ„ใงใ€

็š†๏ผšใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ„ใ€ใ€Œๆ—ฉใ„ใงใ™ใญใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œไธ–็•Œ่จ˜้Œฒใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œๆœชใ ใซ็ ดใ‚‰ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใชใ„ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œๆ—ฉใ„ใชใƒผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œไป–ใฎไบบใ‚„ใฃใฆใญใƒผใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌๅฝ“่„ฑใ„ใงใ„ใชใ„ใ‚“ใ ใ‚ˆใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใงใฏใ€ใŸใ‘ใ—่ปๅ›ฃใฃใฆใ„ใ†ใƒกใƒณใƒใƒผใฏใ€ๅ…ƒใ€…ใ€๏ผ‘๏ผไบบใ€ๆญฃๅผใƒกใƒณใƒใƒผ๏ผ‘๏ผไบบใฃใฆใใฎใพใ‚“ใพๆฑใ‚‚ใ€่ปๅ›ฃใฎใƒกใƒณใƒใƒผใงใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใญใ€‚ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆฑใ•ใ‚“ใฏไธ€็•ชๅผŸๅญใชใ‚“ใงใ—ใŸใฃใ‘ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใใ†ใงใ™ใ€ใใ†ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ่Šธๅใฏๅ…จ้ƒจใŸใ‘ใ—ใ•ใ‚“ใŒไฝœใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใŸใ‘ใ—ๅ›ใ€‚ใƒ“ใƒผใƒˆใŸใ‘ใ—ใ•ใ‚“ใŒใ€‚ใ€

ใƒ“ใƒผใƒˆใŸใ‘ใ—

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใปใ‚“ใงใ€ใใฎๅฑ…้…’ๅฑ‹ใซ่กŒใฃใŸๆ™‚ใซใคใพใฟใซๆž่ฑ†ใŒๅ‡บใฆใ€ใ€ŒใŠใ€ใŠๅ‰ใคใพใฟๆž่ฑ†ใ ใ€ใใ†ใ‚„ใฃใฆๆฑบใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใธใƒผใ€ใ“ใ‚“ใชๆ„Ÿใ˜ใชใ‚“ใ ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใง้šฃใซใ€ใŸใพใŸใพใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ€ŒใŠไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ€ใŠๅ‰ใฏใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡่ฆ‹ใŸใ„ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡ใ ใ€‚ใ€ใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใธใƒผใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใใ‚ŒใŒใ‚‚ใ—ใซใ‚“ใซใใ ใฃใŸใ‚‰ไปŠ้ ƒๅƒ•ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใซใ‚“ใซใใฃใฆ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใฆใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใพใ€ใใ‚“ใช็งใงใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ™ใ‘ใฉใ‚‚ใ€่Šธไบบ็•Œ้šˆใงใฏใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใ“ใ†่จ€ใ†ใตใ†ใซ่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ่ฃธ่Šธใฎๅ…ƒ็ฅ–ใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ”ใ„๏ผใ€

็ฆ็•™๏ผšใ€Œๆœฌๅฝ“ใซใ™ใ”ใ„ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็พๅœจใ‚‚่ฃธ่Šธใฏ็ตๆง‹ใ„ใฃใ‚‰ใ—ใ‚ƒใ„ใพใ™ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใญใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๅคšใ„ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œๅคšใ„ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใญใ€ใงใ‚‚ใใฎใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ๆตทใƒ‘ใƒณใ‚’็ฉฟใ„ใŸใ‚Šใ€ใŠ็›†ใง้š ใ—ใŸใ‚Šใจใ‹ใ€‚ๅƒ•ใฏใƒขใ‚ถใ‚คใ‚ฏใŒ้š ใ—ใฆใใ‚ŒใŸใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œ็ขบใ‹ใซใ€‚็พๅ ดใงใฏๅ‡บใฆใ‚‹ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใใ†ใ€ๅ‡บใ—ใฆใ„ใพใ—ใŸใญใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใธใ€ๅคงไบ‹ใชใจใ“ใ‚‚ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใ‚‚ใ†ใ€ๅธธใซใƒใƒณใƒใƒณใ€ใ‚นใƒƒใƒใƒณใƒใƒณใฃใฆใ„ใ†็Šถๆ…‹ใงใ€

๏ผŠ็š†็ฌ‘๏ผŠ

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใพใ€็”Ÿๆ”พ้€ใงใฏๅ‡บใ—ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ‘ใฉใ€‚ใ‚‚ใกใ‚ใ‚“ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ้›ชๅฑฑใ ใ‚‹ใพใ•ใ‚“ใŒ่ปขใ‚“ใ ใจใ‹่จ€ใฃใฆใ€็ด ใฃ่ฃธๆด‹ๆœใฏไธ‹ใซ็ฝฎใ„ใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€‚้ดไธ‹ใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚Šใ€ใƒ‘ใƒณใƒ„ใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚Šใ€ใ‚ปใƒผใ‚ฟใƒผใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚Šใงใ ใ‚‹ใพใ•ใ‚“ใŒใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ใฆใ„ใชใŒใ‚‰ใ€ใจๅฑฅใ„ใฆใ„ใใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€ใ‚‚ใ†ใ‚ซใƒใ‚ซใƒใงๅฑฅใ‘ใชใ„ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆ๏ผใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใใ†ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใใ‚“ใชใ€ใ‚‚ใ†ใ€้Ž้…ทใชใƒญใ‚ฑใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆ‘๏ผšใ€Œใ‚ซใƒƒใ‚ฑใƒผใชใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใพใƒผใ€ใใ‚“ใช็งใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใพใ€ใ“ใ‚“ใชใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Šใ‚’็Šฏใ—ใฆใŠใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ๆฌกใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Š๏ผŸใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็ฉบๆฐ—ใ‚’่ชญใพใšใซๅ…จ่ฃธใซใชใฃใฆใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใˆใ€่Šธ่ƒฝ็•Œใฎๅคงๅพกๆ‰€ใŒใƒ–ใƒใ‚ฎใƒฌใŸใจใ„ใ†ใฎใ€

๏ผŠ็š†็ฌ‘๏ผŠ

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œๅฎขๅ‰ใงไฝ•ๅบฆใ‚‚ๅ…จ่ฃธใซใชใ‚Š่ญฆๅฏŸใซๅ‡บ้ ญใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œๅจ˜ใฎ็ตๅฉšๅผใง่ฃธใซใชใฃใฆๅคงใƒใƒƒใ‚ทใƒณใ‚ฐใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œๅ˜˜๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใƒใƒผใ‚ธใƒณใƒญใƒผใƒ‰ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ใญใ€‚ใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œใ™ใ’ใƒผใ€

็ฆ็•™๏ผšใ€Œใชใ‚“ใงใ„ใ‘ใ‚‹ใจๆ€ใฃใŸใ‚“ใ‚ˆ๏ผŸใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผš๏ผŠ็ˆ†็ฌ‘๏ผŠ

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œ็ทฉใ‹ใฃใŸๆ™‚ไปฃใงใ‚‚ใƒˆใƒฉใƒ–ใƒซใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ‚ใฃใŸใ‚“ใ ใ€ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Šใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€Œใฏใ„ใ€‚ใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใง็งใงใ™ใญใ€็พไปฃใชใ‚‚ใ€ใ‚นใƒผใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ปใ‚ฏใƒใƒฉใจใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€

๏ผŠ็š†็ฌ‘๏ผŠ

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œใ‚นใƒผใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ปใ‚ฏใƒใƒฉใ€

่‹ฅๆž—๏ผšใ€Œใ‚นใƒผใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ปใ‚ฏใƒใƒฉ่Šธไบบใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œๅˆใ‚ใฆ่žใใพใ—ใŸใ€

ๅ‰ๆพ๏ผšใ€Œใ“ใ‚“ใชใ“ใจใจ่จ€ใ†ใฎใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚‹ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ€ๅฝ“ๆ™‚ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ‚นใƒผใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ปใ‚ฏใƒใƒฉใ ใ‚ˆ๏ผใ€

ๆพค้ƒจ๏ผšใ€Œๆ™‚ไปฃใŒใฉใ†ใ“ใ†ใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใ€‚ใ€

ๅ‰ๆพ๏ผšใ€Œใฉใ†ใ“ใ†ใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใ€‚ใ€

ไบ•ๆ‰‹ใ‚‰ใฃใใ‚‡๏ผšใ€ŒไปŠๅ›žใใ†ๆ”นใ‚ใฆใ€ใพใ€ไบบ็”Ÿใ‚’ๆŒฏใ‚Š่ฟ”ใˆใฆใฟใ‚‹ใจใงใ™ใญใ€ใ‚„ใฃใฑๅญฆในใ‚‹ใ“ใจใŒๅฐ‘ใ—ใฏใ“ใ†ใ€ใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใ‹ใจใ€‚ใจ่จ€ใ†ใ“ใจใง็งใฏ่ฃธ่Šธใง็Šฏใ—ใฆใ—ใพใฃใŸใ—ใใ˜ใ‚Š่จ€ใŠใ†ใงใ™ใญใ€‚ใใ—ใฆๅ›ฃไฝ“่Šธใงๅญฆใ‚“ใ ใ“ใจใ‚’ๆŽˆๆฅญใ—ใฆใ„ใŸใ ใใŸใ„ใจๆ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ€

ไผŠ้›†้™ข๏ผšใ€Œๅ‹‰ๅผทใซใชใ‚‹ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใ€

ๆฃฎ่„‡๏ผšใ€Œ่žใใŸใ„ใ€

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Someone Who Talks About The Weather

I stepped outside, and noticed a woman sitting off at the edge of the building. I recognized her. Sheโ€™s a route-setter for the climbing gym. She saw me looking right after I had started to move my eyes away, I saw her smile my way. Iโ€™ve talked to her before several times, at the desk, weโ€™ve had pleasant interactions. I figured I would say something to her then since we had both acknowledged each other. And I came over and I said, โ€œTaking a break?โ€ I saw that she had her drill, for setting the holds. She noddedโ€ฆ

And then, you know, I canโ€™t remember who talked about the weather first. It may have been her, may have been me โ€” but someone said, โ€œItโ€™s nice out here,โ€ and thatโ€™s how it started. We just talked about the weather.

The weather was interesting this morning, was still interesting then. And we had a pleasant small connection over that. And, well, after I had walked around outside, picked up some trash, inspected the plants on the premises, as soon as I came and sat back down in my chair at the cafe, I had the thoughtโ€”I am becoming someone who talks about the weather.

The fact that Iโ€™ve been talking about the weather has been in my mind, as a latent thought. In many of my recent interactions with the staff at Ugly Mugs, after our connection Iโ€™ve walked away thinking, โ€œMan, I talked about the weather again.โ€ Without shame, but noticing it. That Iโ€™ve been defaulting to the weather as a conversation topic in lieu of anything else. And here it happened again, with the familiar route-setter.

I guess today, the weather was really interesting, because it was sunny in the morning, and then on the walk, dark clouds, and wind, but also sunโ€”possibly a storm incoming, but then, stepping out for the break, sunny and warm. The dark clouds off in the horizon. But still windy, a gust of warm wind hitting me as I stood there talking with her, swirling her hair around.

Itโ€™s a weird vibe, when you can see threatening clouds, and be basking in the warm sunlight, and itโ€™s March 5th. Thatโ€™s spring weather.

I came and sat down and I thought, instantly, Iโ€™m becoming someone who talks about the weather. The realization just hit me. And for some reason, thatโ€™s funny to me. I just donโ€™t think I paid so much attention to it before. Or, at least, it was not a go-to conversation topic for me. Not that I can remember. But, it seems to be now.

I guess the weather is just such an easy topic. And very natural, if you happen to be outside, or are near the outdoors, or have just come from the outdoors. Pretty much everyone can relate to it. Itโ€™s topical, and if youโ€™ve got nothing much else to say, itโ€™s extremely low-hanging fruit. Inoffensive, low risk, and you donโ€™t have to have a major discussion about it. You can discuss the weather as much or as little as you like.

You: โ€œMan, this rain is crazy.โ€

Them: โ€œI know, right?โ€

The end.

Or, You: โ€œMan, this rain is crazy.โ€

Them: โ€œI know, I forgot my umbrella too and got soaked on the way here. Iโ€™m afraid to go back outside. Haha!โ€

You: Whatever you want to say next

Spring Is Here In Tennessee!!!!! (March 4th)

Daffodils
Persian speedwell and purple dead-nettle
Purple dead-nettle
Hyacinth
Hyacinth buds
Note the wall of invasive species along the back fence (mostly wintercreeper and bush honeysuckle)

Daffodils all over the neighborhood have popped out. Flowers of all kinds are making their debut, of all shapes and sizes. If I were more knowledgeable about the names of these plants and flowers I would list them all for youโ€ฆ Iโ€™m getting there. Itโ€™s only March 4th, but spring is happening. The weather is warm, the days are longer, and now the bugs are out.

Interesting that some of these plants, they would flower as soon as the weather got warm, even in the middle of February, and then they would just tuck their flowers closed when it got cold again. They can turn them on and off, basically. There is a plant outside of Ugly Mugs right now that does that, with small yellow flowers run all along the stems, and the Persian speedwell does the same thing.

The neighborโ€™s yard (currently unoccupied as of about a week ago) is absolutely booming. From a distance it may not look like much is happening, but on closer inspection you will see. When I walked over to inspect and take some photos of these daffodils (which are blooming all over town right now), I was surprised to see that the entire yard was in bloom. There are the daffodils, and then there is some of this purple hyacinth (which I just IDed using Google, and I also just learned what all these yellow flowers were – daffodils – yesterday). But the entire ground is covered in a mat of these little blue flowers, which are Persian speedwell plants. There is also a slightly taller, conical plant that has purple flowers, mixed in with the Persian speedwell. This is purple dead-nettle, Lamium purpureum. Both of these plants are native to Europe and Asia, but they are obviously well established here. In this yard, and in mine as well (in the front, which gets full sun) they dominate the ground cover. They may be non-native (invasive? probably so), but surely there is nothing that can be done about them now. Well, to their credit they are at least feeding the pollinators.

With all this blooming, come the bugs. The bugs are here, in full force. And flitting across this veritable meadow (for some reason when thinking about writing this piece, I had a strong urge to use the word veritable, which is strange because I have thought of veritable as cheesy and basically a useless word) were the flies, and the bees, the hornets, and everybody else. For them, this small, unassuming patch of land is a treasure trove and feast.

This is the difference between a turf lawn and a lawn with flowering plants โ€” clover, deadnettle, speedwell. Such as what we have here. This is a great lawn, and it probably wouldnโ€™t need to be mowed, because these plants wonโ€™t get that tall. I have a fear that it will be mowed, unfortunately โ€” I have seen this yard mowed before, when it was in a similar state, and they mowed down the flowers, which were at that time the Mirabilis jalapa, the Marvel of Peru. There is some grass mixed in here, but not much, and it will probably just tuft-up.

Thatโ€™s what happened in the back of our lawn, which handled free growth very well. The front yard got much wilder, and was full of all kinds of invasive plants, and especially a large mass of something invasive popped up in the front (I THINK it was garlic mustard).


The earth is waking up again. (Here in Tennessee.) About a week or two ago (late February) we had a couple of days that were very warm, 60+ degrees, and it brought many of the spring plants into bloom. I thought, if a frost comes, they will be punished – and lo and behold a frost came the very next day. There were two nights of frost immediately after this warm spell, and the plants were punished. I saw all of the flowers, wilted, burned, or, what some of these plants can do, withdrawn. And I felt like they had been tricked, and was sad for them, but guess what? These flowers are hardier than that. Warm weather is here again, and they have rebounded. I wonder how much of an impact that frost did have. They probably wouldnโ€™t tolerate much snow and ice, but if youโ€™re willing to bloom this early in the year, you must have some built-in resistance to the cold. If you donโ€™t, youโ€™d be in trouble.

There is a beautiful tree in bloom right now, possibly a dogwood? that is completely covered in pink/purple blooms, like a Japanese sakura (cherry tree), and swarming with bees. I need to get a picture of that for you.


Thereโ€™s one tree that Iโ€™ve been noticing this winter, thatโ€™s standing out when everything else has lost the leaves. Itโ€™s an evergreen, with spiky leaves, and a cone-shape. Itโ€™s a pretty tree, and Iโ€™ve been noticing it everywhere now, itโ€™s common in the neighborhood. Once you start to spot something, you see it everywhere. Our duplex neighbor has one in the yard, right in the back (I can see it from my bedroom window) and I finally tried to ID it, and I think Iโ€™ve got it. American holly, Ilex opaca. What an awesome tree. Itโ€™s unique as an evergreen tree that doesnโ€™t have needles, at least around here.

American holly
American holly

The bush honeysuckle is the first woody plant to really start its growth. It is ahead of the curve, and has been sending forth fresh green leaves for probably two weeks now, when most other woody plants are still dormant. Itโ€™s ahead of the game, ahead of the curve. A terrible, horrible invasive. Along the highway, driving back from my Master Gardener class, I saw itโ€”just a long stretch, a wall of bush honeysuckle, exclusively, growing, expanding out of the rock. A nightmare sight.

Along the highways, in the neighborhoods, at the park, massive groves, long walls, all bush honeysuckle. And then, it seems that about one in five trees in the neighborhood is infected with either wintercreeper or English ivy. Some of them are smothered with both (like the trees in our yard). These invasive vines really stand out right now because of most things being dormant. The dark green is striking. You can clearly see the extent of their spread.